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Rated: 13+ · Other · Comedy · #2243690
A young woman gets herself stuck in her back garden fence while retrieving her keys.
Twenty-seven year old Francine Thompson was out in her back garden one afternoon when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her keys flew out of her jacket pocket and were picked up by her next door neighbour's dog Timmy, who ran through a rather small hole in her fence.

The young woman was 5'6, 146 pounds, had beautiful short dark blond hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.
Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short pink dress with white polka dots, black tights and a darkblue hoodie over the top of it.

Francine cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the fence and stuck her hands through the hole but still her keys were just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked Timmy to return them to her.

The young blond, who was nicknamed by her friends, "Thicc Francine," said, "This is going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she then realised that she would have to go through the hole in the fence to retrieve her keys and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

She then took her phone out of her jacket pocket and put it in her bag, which she put beside the fence and stuck her head through the hole and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon through, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

Francine then found Timmy, who dropped the keys then licked her face before running off as she put them in her jacket pocket and also found a red rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the hole in the fence but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young woman said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I stick my entire top half through here after big lunch and second peice of vanilla cheesecake," as she placed her hands against the fence and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Francine said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid fence," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the fence, which made several creaking sounds in protest for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The young blond said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she then thought about calling her wife Lilly or her best friend Sharon for help but remembered that her phone was on the other side of the fence and decided against calling out for help because she would be mortified if her neighbours saw her like this and realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Francine spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her hoodie pocket to regain her strength and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy as she suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear Timmy barking.

She then said, "Oh, it's just you, Timmy, you're the reason why I'm in this mess, you're no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone as he then grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began pulling.

The young woman began wiggling her rear end and said," Stop pulling at my dress like this, Timmy, you naughty boy,it's literally my best one, " but still the dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Francine's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that Timmy had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by yellow panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

The young blond said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least,it can't possibly get any worse," as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Francine said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck for more than an hour and was beginning to think that she might be stuck in the hole in the fence forever as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again.

Five minutes later, she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Francine's underpants," and was realised that it belonged to her extremely confused next door neighbour Stephanie.

The slightly less curvy young brunette asked, "Francine, what on earth are you doing in there, are you stuck and why can I see your pants?"

The absolutely humiliated Francine explained the entire situation before asking for help as her next door neighbour said, "Oh, you poor thing, I apologise for Timmy ruining your dress but don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto the young blond's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Francine said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Stephanie, that really hurts, please stop pulling on me like that, OW," as her next door neighbour suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Stephanie said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight and I'm so sorry I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength," as she then used the young woman's phone to call Lilly, Sharon after being asked to do so.

The two quickly arrived with Sinead, Francine's daughter, who she was supposed to pick up from school as the trio burst into laughter when they saw Francine's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the fence.

The young blond explained the entire situation before apologising to her daughter, who said, "That's all right, mom, Lilly actually took me to McDonald's and then we went to get ice cream."

Lilly then walked over to her extremely humiliated wife and grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Sharon pulled Lilly's waist while Stephanie pulled Sharon's sweater and Lilly pulled the hem of the young brunette's short dark blue skirt.

Lilly said, "All right ladies, 1,2,3, Pull," as the epic tug of war with the hole in the fence over her wife began.
Francine said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as the hole still stubbornly refused to let her leave and made several loud creaking sounds.
Her wife said, "Pull," again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
The young woman said, "OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I'm being pulled in two," as the fence made several even louder creaking sounds as she still just wouldn't budge.
Lilly said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up, we can actually do this, put your back into it, Pull," as everyone pulled , tugged and heaved with all their strength as Timmy began pulling at the hem of Sinead's dress.

Poor Francine was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her dress and the fence made several even louder creaking sounds and struggled to remain in the ground as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond was pulled from the hole in the fence at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as Timmy looked on.

Francine said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife and daughter before hugging Sharon, Stephanie and TImmy, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out."

"It was absolutely no problem, I think you'll probably need a new fence now, nice panties by the way, especially the strawberries, very cute," joked a laughing Sharon.

The young woman suddenly remembered that everyone including her daughter could see her underwear and quickly used her hoodie to cover up the hole in her dress before noticing that the part of her fence which the hole she had been stuck in bad actually come out of the ground and was now lying on the ground broken.

Everyone then began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation before going inside to relax after all their efforts.

The next day, Francine bought a gate to replace the price of broken fence before she bought a large bone for Timmy and took everyone out to dinner to say thank you for rescuing her.

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