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A young woman gets herself stuck in her dog door and needs help from her wife.
Twenty-three year old Mary Watson had just returned home after a long and stressful but still successful day at work and couldn't wait to relax and put her feet up when she went to open her front door but couldn't find her keys despite looking absolutely everywhere for them.

The young woman was 5'3, 143 pounds, had beautiful long light curly blond hair and green eyes covered by glasses.
Her curvaceous figure was covered by a short red dress with white polka dots, black tights and a black blazer jacket over the top of it.

Mary then called her wife Anna, who explained that unfortunately, she wouldn't be home for at least another hour so she went to find another way inside but everything was locked and she was about to give up when she suddenly spotted the rather small dog door.

The young blond said, "It's absolutely perfect but it's certainly going to be an extremely tight squeeze, maybe this wasn't the day to wear a short dress," as she then decided to go through the dog door and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

She then put her phone in her bag and placed it beside her front door then stuck her head through the dog door and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon through, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out as her next door neighbour Samantha said to herself, "There's absolutely no chance her enormous backside is fitting there, she's going to get herself stuck in there," as she then went back inside her house .

Mary then tried to pull and wiggle her lower half through but it just won't fit through despite several minutes of trying as she said, "Curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the dog door but was absolutely shocked to discover that she couldn't.

The young woman said, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half through here after that big lunch and second peice of chocolate fudge cake wasn't my smartest idea ever," as she placed her hands against her front door and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the dog door just wouldn't release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated Mary said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid dog door," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against her front door for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in her dog door.

The young blond said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm officially stuck," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in her dog door like some teenager and thought about calling her best friend Laura or her close friend Sarah but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag.

She then called out, "Help, Could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one was nearby to her voice as Samantha had put in her earphones to listen to her music and realised that she should probably get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Mary spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket to regain her strength and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear her dog Timmy barking and said, "Oh, it's just you, boy, unfortunately, I'm stuck right now and I don't think you'll be any help to me."

Timmy then grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began pulling.

The young woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Timmy, stop pulling at my dress like this, you naughty boy, I spent a lot of money on it," but still her dog continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Mary's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that Timmy had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by red panties with tiny cupcakes on them for all the world to see.

The young blond said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Mary said, "This is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as she then began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

The young woman had now been stuck in her dog door for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Mary's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused wife.

Anna, a thin brunette said, "Mary, what on earth are you doing in there, are you stuck and why can I see your pants?"

Mary explained the entire situation before asking for help as her wife said, "Oh, you poor thing, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out," as she then grabbed onto the young woman's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength for several minutes without any success until she lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

The young brunette said, "Oh, it's just no use, Mary, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight and I know you might be embarrassed but I think we need more help because right now, you're going absolutely nowhere right now."

She then used her wife's phone to call Laura and Sarah, who both quickly arrived and burst into laughter when they saw their friend's barely-covered backside sticking out of the dog door as Samantha saw the situation and offered to help pull.

The young blond explained the entire situation before wondering if she should just remain stuck because she would never live this down as her wife grabbed onto her hips and said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there and promise to never tell anyone about this but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt."

Laura grabbed onto Anna's waist while Sarah pulled Laura's legs and Samantha pulled Sarah's sweater and even Timmy helped by pulled the hem of Samantha's skirt.
"All right everyone, Heave," said the young brunette as the epic tug of war with the dog door over her wife began.
Mary said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as the dog door still stubbornly refused to release it's grip on her.
"Heave," said Anna again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
"OW, OW, this isn't going to work, I think I'm going to be pulled in two," said the young woman as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
Her now determined wife said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up, we can actually do this, put your backs into it, heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.
Poor Mary was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem of Sarah's dress as the epic struggle suddenly ended with a loud POP sound.

The young blond was pulled from her dog door at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as Timmy and the bird looked on.

The now overjoyed Mary said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her wife before hugging her friends, Samantha and Timmy, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I needed some exercise this week anyway, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face,,very cute," joked a laughing Laura.

The young woman then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her black blazer jacket to cover the hole in her dress and tights as her keys suddenly fell out of the pockets.

Mary said, "This just isn't my day today," as she let everyone inside and made them dinner and have her dog a large bone to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.
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