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A young woman gets herself stuck in a rather small vent after a cat steals her purse.
Twenty-five year old Keira Thompson was out walking one afternoon texting her best friend Linda when she accidentally tripped over her own feet and watched in horror as her purse flew out of her jacket pocket and was picked up by a cat, who ran into a rather small square vent in a wall of an abandoned warehouse.

The young woman was 5'7, 147 pounds, had beautiful short dark brown hair and hazel eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a black sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

Keira cursed her clumsiness as she ran over to the vent and stuck her hands inside but still her purse was just slightly out of her reach as she then twice unsuccessfully asked the cat nicely to return it to her.

The young brunette said, "This is going to be an extremely tight squeeze," as she then decided to enter the vent in the wall to retrieve her purse, which had her bank card and more 500 dollars in it and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Keira put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the wall then stuck her head inside the vent and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out.

The young woman then found the cat, who dropped her purse and smiled at her before dropping off as she put her purse in her jacket pocket and also found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me like this," as she then tried to back of the vent but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

Keira said, "You have got to be kidding me, why did I stick my entire top half in here after that big breakfast and second peice of vanilla cheesecake," as she placed her hands against the vent and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young brunette said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid vent, I don't have time for this today," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her right foot against the wall for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact and utterly stuck.

Keira said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she couldn't believe that she had actually gotten herself stuck in a vent in an abandoned warehouse and thought about calling Linda or her husband Steven but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and decided against calling out for help in case she attracted some unwanted attention and realised that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating her chocolate bar in her jacket pocket to regain her strength and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy," as she suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a cow mooing and said, "Oh, you're just a cow, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my butt and leave me alone."

The cow then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

Keira began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty cow, it's my best one," but still the cow continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young brunette's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the cow had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by yellow panties with tiny strawberries on them for all the world to see.

Keira said, "Why did I wear those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young woman said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Keira had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck in here forever," as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again.

Five minutes later, she suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her then a voice ask, "Excuse me miss, are you all right, are you stuck in there and why can I see your pants?"

The absolutely humiliated young brunette explained the entire situation before asking for help and said, "Please don't try any funny business, my name's Keira, what's yours?"

The stranger, a slightly less curvy young blond said, "Oh my god, you poor thing, I'll happily pull you out of there and would never even think about taking advantage of your position, my name's Rebecca," as she then grabbed onto Keira's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

The young woman said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, Rebecca, please stop pulling on me like that, OW," as the young blond suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Rebecca said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge, you've certainly wedged yourself in there tight and I'm so sorry I hurt you, I guess I don't know my own strength, this all comes from that vent not being big enough for a curvaceous young woman like you."

Keira replied, "I think it actually comes from me eating too much," as she began jokingly wiggling her behind as the two began laughing before the young blond used Keira's phone to call more help.

Linda and Steven quickly arrived with the young brunette's close friend Sinead as the trio burst into laughter when they saw Keira's barely-covered backside sticking out of the vent in the wall.

The absolutely humiliated young woman explained the entire situation before Rebecca said, "I pulled and pulled with all my strength but she just wouldn't budge and I just ended up hurting her but I think pulling is our best option."

Keira said, "Please try and pull me out of here, I don't care if hurts, I would rather that than be stuck in here forever or anyone else seeing my pants," as her husband then grabbed onto her hips.

Steven said, "We'll be as quick as possible, honey but brace yourself because this is going to hurt, ladies, grab onto me," as Linda pulled Steven's waist while Sinead pulled Linda's legs and Rebecca pulled Sinead's sweater as even the cow helped by pulling the hem of the young blond's short pink dress with white polka dots.

"All right everyone, Pull," said the young man as the epic tug of war with the vent over his wife began.
The young brunette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," as the vent still stubbornly refused to let her leave.
Steven said, "Pull," once again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder.
Keira said, "OW, OW, I think I'm going to be pulled in two," as she still just wouldn't budge a single inch.
Her now determined husband said, "Come on everyone, we can't give up and can actually do this, put your backs into it, pull," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

The poor young woman was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem of Sinead's skirt, which annoyed since it was newly bought but she didn't complain about it as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

Keira was pulled from the vent in the wall at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the cow and bird looked on.

The now overjoyed young brunette said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm free, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever and never see you guys again," as she hugged and kissed her husband before hugging her friends, Rebecca and the cow, who licked her face before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, I'm really glad you finally unstuck, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Linda.

Keira then remembered that everyone could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before taking everyone for lunch to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

The next day, the young brunette, her husband and Linda were watching the news when they saw a picture of Keira's
barely-covered backside sticking out of the vent in the wall as she joked, "At least, my butt looks absolutely amazing in that picture," as they all began laughing.

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