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A young woman gets herself stuck in a rabbit hole after finding a wooden treasure chest.
Twenty-five year old Sally Johnson was out driving one afternoon when her car suddenly broke down so she got out to stretch her legs and have her picnic lunch while figuring out what to do next.

The young woman was 5'3, 143 pounds, had beautiful short light curly blond hair and hazel eyes covered by glasses.
Her breasts and thin stomach were covered by a red sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.
Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

As she was finishing up eating and drinking, Sally began texting her best friend Brooke and was about to call her mechanic when she suddenly spotted a gold coin and picked it up before finding a trail of them that led into a rather small nearby rabbit hole where she was absolutely shocked to discover a large wooden chest full of diamonds, jewels and gold coins.

The young blond said, "Oh my god, that must be the treasure that was stolen from the museum a few weeks ago," as she then stuck her head inside the hole to retrieve the wooden chest but it was just slightly out of her reach.

She then decided to enter the hole to retrieve the wooden chest full of treasure in order to return it to the museum and put her concerns about possibly getting stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

Sally put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the hole then stuck her head inside and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving passers-by an absolutely stunning view.

The young woman put the gold coins back into the treasure chest and tried to pull it out off the hole but she just wasn't strong enough to move it and said, "I think I need help," as she then found a blue rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and said, "I must look absolutely ridiculous right now, I hope no one sees me with my big butt sticking out of here," as she then tried to back of the hole but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

Sally said, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that second peice of chocolate sponge cake wasn't my best idea ever," as she placed her hands against the hole and pushed and pushed with all her might but still it just refused to release it's grip on her.

The now concerned and slightly frustrated young blond said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid hole," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the hole for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck.

Sally said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she then thought about calling Brooke but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag and called out, "Help, could someone please help me, I'm stuck, help," but no one except a schoolgirl who chose to ignore her heard her voice as she realised that she probably should get comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.

The young woman spent another 15 minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm just curvy, I bet this never happens to Laura Croft," as she then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a rabbit thumping and said, "Oh, you're just a rabbit, you're absolutely no help, I apologise for blocking your hole with my big butt."

The rabbit then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

Sally began wiggling her rear end and said, "Stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty rabbit, I literally just bought it yesterday," but still the rabbit continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

The young blond's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the rabbit had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by green panties with tiny cupcakes on them for all the world to see.

Sally said, "I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, this is the most embarrassing day of my life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as someone then drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

The young woman said, "I just had to tempt fate, didn't I,' as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.

Sally had now been stuck for more than an hour and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she then unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Sally's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her work mate and crush, a slightly less curvy brunette named Anna.

The extremely confused Anna asked, "Sally, what on earth are you even doing in there, are you stuck and why can I see your pants but I'm certainly not complaining about the view?"

The absolutely humiliated young blond explained the entire situation before asking for help as her crush said, " Oh my god, you poor thing, I'm so sorry for laughing at you, don't worry, I'll happily pull you out of there," as she then grabbed onto Sally's hips and pulled and pulled with all her strength but her efforts proved to be in vain as she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards into a heap on the grass.

Anna said, "Oh, it's just no use, you just won't budge and have certainly wedged yourself in there tight, Sally the Pooh."

Sally said, "I hope I'm not stuck here for weeks like he was, Anna, could you please grab my phone out of my bag and call my best friend Brooke, I was also wondering if you would like to go out on a date with me sometime soon?"

The young brunette said, "I absolutely love to go out on a date with you,I've actually been waiting for you to ask me for at least a week," as she then did as she was asked and called Brooke, who quickly arrived with her and Sally's close friends Lilly and Sharon as the trio began laughing when they saw their friend's barely-covered backside sticking out of the rabbit hole.

The absolutely humiliated young woman explained the entire situation before asking for help as her best friend said, "Don't worry, Sally, we'll soon have you out of there and promise to never tell anyone about this but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt," as Lilly pulled Brooke's waist while Sharon pulled Lilly's legs, Anna pulled Sharon's sweater and even the rabbit helped by pulling the hem of Anna's short light blue dress with white polka dots.

"All right everyone, remember to put your backs into it, Pull," said Brooke as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

Poor Sally said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be yanked in half," as she was streched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the hem of Sharon's skirt as the epic tug of war suddenly ended with a loud POP sound.

The young woman was pulled from the rabbit hole at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the rabbit and bird looked on.

"Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I thought I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged her friends and the sheep, who licked her face before hugging and kissing Anna before thanking everyone including the bird, who winked at her before flying away for helping her out as she then began blushing after realising that she had just kissed her crush.

"It was absolutely no problem, usually I don't kiss a girl or let her see my pants until the third date but yours are very cute, especially the smiley face," joked a laughing Sharon.

Sally then remembered that everyone including Anna could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation before working together to get the treasure chest out of the hole.

They then took it to the museum after Brooke fixed the young blond's car and received a reward for finding the treasure with Sally using her share to take her friends and Anna shopping and for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her.

Sally and Anna went on their date with the next week and soon began a relationship and always joked about how the rabbit hole had brought them together.

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