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by Norman
Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #2246390
The sheep had gone astray
The whole Peep family was upset
This happened once again
Somehow the sheep had gone astray
They should be in the pen

But Bo Peep said they wandered off
While she was on the hill
Now it was getting dark outside
And they are missing still

“You know,” she said, “it’s not my fault.
I don’t know where they go.
They never talk to me at all
So how am I to know?”

Well, Mr. Peep was quite annoyed
Although he didn’t shout
He grabbed his hat, some boots and gloves
And started to go out

But Mrs. Peep told him to stay
She had a great idea
She simply rang the dinner bell
In hopes that they might hear

And sure enough from here and there
They strolled back sheepishly
She knew they wouldn’t miss a meal
No more than you or me

So Bo Peep got some needed help
To keep the wolves at bay
They bought her a new shepherd dog
The sheep no longer stray

Now Bo Peep can relax again
She did feel fine indeed
The dog would do her job for her
And she could smoke her weed


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