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by Norman
Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #2251316
I know it will be coming soon
I lost another sneeze just now
I wonder where it went
This is the third time in one day
And that’s a big event

For where do all those sneezes go
If I don’t let them out?
They could be ganging up inside
Just swirling all about

And if they make up one big sneeze
As they might do, I guess
I’d blow my brains right out my nose
And that would be a mess

Just thinking of that gives me chills
That happened once before
Now I don’t have the brains to spare
In fact, I could use more

I know that it is coming soon
And I’ll explode some day
If I were you I’d give me room
I’d stand back far away

Hey, maybe I could use that sneeze
This big one that will come
Yeah, maybe I could use that force
You know, that's not so dumb

A secret weapon of my own
That I alone possess
I’ll save it ‘til I need it most
That thrills me, I confess

And when at last I need it most
I’ll know just what to do
I’ll simple let it all come out
In one great big AAACHOOOO!

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