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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/2252675-Another-bad-short-story
by Jeff
Rated: ASR · Short Story · Comedy · #2252675
Ridiculous comedy centering around doomsday plot.
The day was 2420, may 6, far far into the future. It began like any other day would. People went about their lives in an unasuming manner. But unkown to them the next 3 days would mark a turning point in human history. The first manned mission to a planet outside of our solar system. The pilot Eric davidson and the copilot David ericson were proud that they would get to pilot this ship but soon it all went wrong, David ericson was eating sour keys and then, Eric davidson took one. Now understandably david ericson started strangling Eric davidson. Since he Eric wasn't able to control the ship it hit into a meteor sending it on the perfect trajectory towards earth. Now when the americans saw it they sent a thermonucklear missile at it leading to hundreds of radioactive peices littering the country side. Now in another ridiculous catastrophic event the radiation got to a watermelon. Leading to it gaining consciousness. Soon the watermelon with psychic powers lifted the objects around it and started throwing them at people. Soon it went to canada and the immortal dictator justin trudeau politely told it to go away. It did not, and after destroying canada it soon went on to conquer the rest of the world. In what would be dubbed by alien civilizations as "an event that sounds like the plot of a badly written short story published on online".
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