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Rated: E · Poetry · Contest Entry · #2253817
for humours poetry contest
Date I met my Fate limerick:

I first dream of meeting her that date
almost eight years later met my fate
I always remember
it was in September
that was the date she became my mate

Donald Trump Dreams of Revenge

Former President Donald Trump
Sat on this big rump
Dreaming of his ultimate revenge
While on a drug fueled Benge

Former President’s Revenge Chastushka

Former President Trump
Sat on his awesome "yhuge" rump
Dreaming of having his ultimate revenge
While on a drug and vengeance, Benge

One-Star Poetry (SLAM):

When I met my fate
That was the date
When she came to life
Became my wife
And it made all the difference
All the difference in my life
Truly a one-star date
That date I met my fate
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