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A series of twelve night terrors told in rhyme. |
NIGHTMARES Will me nightmares never cease? Dear God, I pray, let me sleep in peace. Me wife’s a boozer; like a fish she drinks. Me son’s a doper; a loser me thinks. Me daughter’s a whore; turns tricks left and right. Yours truly was jacked by some bangers last night. Will me nightmares never cease? Dear God, I pray, let me sleep in peace. Me wife shags a bum who plays the guitar. Me son’s married to a porno film star. Me daughter’s knocked-up and dying from AIDS. Yours truly was raped by a dozen old maids. Will me nightmares never cease? Dear God, I pray, let me sleep in peace. Me wife was kidnapped and buried alive. Me son crashed his car; he did not survive. Me daughter got ate by a grizzly bear. Yours truly was fried in the electric chair. Will me nightmares never cease? What can I do to sleep in peace? Perhaps if I ate not those late night snacks, Me dream train would roll on less bumpy tracks. Perhaps if I read not bloodthirsty sleaze, Me dream boat would sail less perilous seas. Perhaps if I watched not horror sci-fi’s Me dream plane would fly less turbulent skies. No more cold pizza while lying in bed. No more Steve King; I read Nick Sparks instead. No more late nights watching spooky TV. Me dreams are now sweet, as all dreams should be. |