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Rated: 18+ · Short Story · Adult · #2343907

Four dogs and six animals go on a shopping spree for food.

One night while everyone was asleep, a young bloodhound named Jason woke up.

Jason: (groans) I can't sleep.

Then he saw the tv still on. One of Jason's humans was up watching TV. But he fell asleep during the movies that was on.

Jason: Maybe some TV won't hurt. (stomach growls) Shh!! But first, snacks.

But Jason's brother, a basset hound named Roland, and his sisters, a beagle named Cinnamon, and a dachshund named Jane, woke up and saw what he was doing.

Ronald: Jason?

Jason: Oh. Roland, Cinnamon, Jane. What are you doing up?

Cinnamon: We just woke up. Why are you up?

Jason: (sighs) I couldn't sleep. So I'm joining in on staying up.

Roland: Oh, no you're not.

Jason: Aww man.

Roland: Not without us.

Jason, Jane, and Cinnamon: Shh!!

Roland: Sorry.

Cinnamon: Let's see. Snacks, snacks. We got Wavy Original Lay's. And Fritos.

Jason: There's Ruffles in this one. And Pringles, Nilla wafers. Ooh, Ritz crackers.

Roland: I found pretzels. And donuts.

Then Jane found the big bag of Sour Patch Kids.

Jane: (whispers) Guys. I found the jackpot.

Meanwhile in the woods, a wolf named Will, a raccoon named Stan, a porcupine named Needles, a bear named Honey, a coyote named Xander, and a skunk named Ginger were really hungry.

Xander: Aww man. I'm so hungry.

Stan: Well, we would've had food if Ginger hadn't eaten it all.

Ginger: It wasn't just me.

They all looked at Honey.

Honey: What? I'm a bear.

Needles: No wait. It was all of us.

They all agreed. Then Will picked up a scent.

Will: Hold on. (sniffs) I smell something.

Xander: (sniffs) Hey, I smell it too. (sniffs and exhales)

Honey: Me too. And it smells so good.

Ginger: But where is it coming from?

Will: Over there.

Needles: Whatever it is, I want some of that.

Honey: Come on. Let's follow it.

They all followed the scent which led them to house where the dogs live. They all peeked inside the house. They all saw the dogs eating some snacks while watching movies.

Stan: We need some of that stuff.

Needles used a quill to pick the lock. They were in. The animals peeked from behind the couch.

Jane: Mmm. I love late night films.

Roland: Yeah. Pass the crackers.

She hands him the crackers.

Ginger: Well I'll take these mini ones.

Cinnamon: Hey, where's the mini donuts and the Fritos?

Roland: I don't know.

Honey: Right here. (hands Cinnamon a donut)

Cinnamon: Oh. Thank you, kind bear. Wait. Bear. Wolf.

Jane: Coyote.

Jason: Porcupine. Raccoon.

Roland: And skunk.

Before they screamed, Honey covered their mouths.

Honey: Shh. It's okay.

Will: Calm down. We won't hurt you.

Xander: We won't eat you either.

(Stan and Will punches Xander)

Xander: What?

Will: Let's start over. I'm Will. And this is Xander, Honey, Needles, Ginger, and Stan.

Jason: I'm Jason. And this is my brother and sisters. Roland, Jane, and Cinnamon.

Needles: We didn't mean to scare you.

Ginger: Yeah. We were just hungry.

Jane: Oh. Don't worry. We've got plenty of food.

Cinnamon: Actually, we're out.

Jason: Don't worry. We can get more.

Xander: Where?

Jason: We'll show you. Follow us.

They all snuck outside the door and ran. They came up a hill.

Jason: (sniffs) This way.

They all arrived in the city.

Needles: The City? We can't be seen out here.

Cinnamon: Hmm. I know.

(screen slides)

They were all wearing different clothes.

Jane: This is ridiculous.

Ginger: Girl, tell me about it.

Honey: At least I look divine.

Jason: Alright, let's go.

They all started walking down streets. They saw a McDonald's.

All: McDonald's.

They snuck over to the restaurant. Roland peeked. He didn't see anyone.

Roland: Coast is clear.

They went inside.

Stan: What should we get?

They at the food menu.

Cinnamon: Well, it's dinner. How Big Macs, a McChicken, with fries,

Willy: With ten piece Chicken McNuggets. No twenty.

Roland: No. Fourty piece.

Honey: And apple pies.

(screen slides)

Ginger: Now that was amazing.

They came out.

Honey: The people will have to wait before using the bathrooms again.

They kept walking until they saw Walmart.

Jason: Hey, we didn't visit Walmart yet.

Ginger: Let's go.

They saw it was closed.

Will: Great. It's closed.

Jane: Or is it?

They snuck in through the roof top. They were all amazed by the inside.

Everyone: (whispers) Amazing!!

They separated in the aisles.

Will: Ooh. Chips. Lay's, Tostitos, even Doritos.

Honey: Look, there's also Fritos, Ruffles and Cheetos. (gasps) And Pringles.

Xander: Mmm. (munching on chips) Little salty, but delicious.

Jason: They need more flavors. (eats a chip)

Stan: Ooh. Candy and Cookies.

Cinnamon: We must have them.

Roland: I'm digging in. (eating a graham cracker)

Jane: This is what I call a good cookie.

Ginger: I smell it. It's Pop-Tarts.

Needles: Strawberry, Blueberry, Cherry, Wild Berry, Raspberry, Blue Raspberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon, Cinnamon Roll, Confetti Cupcake.

Ginger: Wait. There's even one with no frosting. Blah. There's even Strawberry Milkshake Pop-Tarts. Apple, Banana Bread, Lemon Blueberry Crumble. It's almost every flavor.

(Screen slides)

Jason: Well. That was good.

Stan: (burps) Yeah.

Ginger: (farts) Excuse me.

All: Ginger!!! (everyone laughing)

Jason: Let's just take what need and go.

Everyone: Okay.

Ginger: Yeah. (farts) Sorry.

The end.
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