Dear Ben,
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Interesting title.
I love horror comedy.
The hardware store had a dusty smell which made Leon sneeze, but it sure beat working at Chuck E. Cheese.
smell, which
Leon sneezed, the dust of hardware store was getting to him again, but it sure beat working at Chuck E. Cheese.
I think this is more straight forward. I think?
Other than that the opening paragraph is good.
Leon moved his cart down the aisle, stocking light bulbs.
When I read this out loud, you did not need the comma.
Mr. Jamison said that an empty shelf was an unprofitable shelf, and insisted that Leon walk every aisle, every day, filling in gaps.
Big deal. That is his job. Now if he had to do it hourly... that would be tedious and show Mr. Jamison as neurotic and unreasonable. The line reads fine if that is not what you are going for, but I think it would flesh out the characters more.
Finishing up, Leon checked his watch. The hardware store was boring, and he often checked his watch, but that day was different.
I think this is a little same old same old.
or Mr. Jamison might find that an empty coffin was an unprofitable coffin.
Good.
The call came from near the front of the store, and Leon groaned.
I do not think you need the conjunction and I think it would help with pace of the story if you were to remove it.
The call came from near the front of the store. Leon groaned.
Leon guessed that if Mr. Jamison were taller and less bald, that would help more.
I do not think "guessed" works here. Perhaps "surmised"?
How and what would it help?
I do like that I get a better picture of Mr. Jamison.
"I need you to take these supplies over to Judson Art Center. It's an important order, Leon, don't screw up."
It wasn't clear who was speaking before. I think you should say that it is Mr. Jamison speaking before this.
One hard part about being a teenager was you were always hungry.
I think you should establish his age before this.
By the time he was done loading up, got in the car, got back out of the car, ran inside, and punched out, it was late.
I do not think we need a list.
Everything he saw was tinged red, and he slammed on the brakes, yanked the key out of the ignition and hurled it into the underbrush.
He does not slam on the breaks because because he is seeing red, therefore they are not really a connected action.
Everything he saw was tinged red. He slammed on the brakes, yanked the key out of the ignition and hurled it into the underbrush.
{b]Not a ripple crossed the lake, protected from wind and breeze by the mountain and tall trees which surrounded it.{/b]
Wind and breeze are the same. You do not need both.
Leon wanted to howl, but the smell was an ancient, fierce odor which awakened some genetic memory.
odor, which
His hackles rose as he loped down the hill.
I do not think you need the pronoun here.
Hackles rose as he loped down the hill.
Leon stepped back into the shadows, and stared in shock at the creature which emerged from the roiling surface.
creature, which
Each head moved separately, but Leon sensed a coordination, a purpose.{/b]
sensed coordination, a
The name Hydra came to him, but he could recall nothing of the monster except that it had something to do with Hercules.
Good.
It's size didn't worry him, but how could he deal with all those venomous heads at one time?
Its size
Exulting in having almost halved the threat by taking the monster by surprise, Leon dashed into the shadows and turned back to plan his next move.
"Exulting" seems off to me.
Leon could barely believe its recovery time, but as it reared into the air against the bright moonlight, he was astonished to see that there were not four heads remaining, but instead ten.
Leon belief is not directed because of what follows, therefore it should not be connected.
time. It
You do not need "instead".
but ten.
I think it is odd that the art supplies, such as construction paper were bought a hardware store. He has to have the tape. You gave a decent reason, but it could be, and should be stronger. Poster boards might be better than construction paper.
But when Leon opened his eyes, he looked around in amazement, then began to laugh.
I think this would be stronger without "but".
He howled with laughter, and the mountain rang with answering howls.
Good.
Although I like that glue worked. It is a little predictable. They must be away around this.
Moreover, the crazy glue which they had bitten and smashed had stuck their jaws together, so any attempt at breathing fire simply turned their heads red and made smoke leak out of their eyes.
I think you should show this more.
Fortunately, the glue which had stuck to his fur melted away along with his fierce claws, and Leon gingerly climbed past the impotent heads and out the window.
glue, which
COPOUT! I think it would be funnier if the he was glued. Twigs and leaves stuck to his naked butt.
The hydra looked forlorn and ridiculous with its many heads, there must have been two dozen by this point, all stuck to or stuck inside the car.
The hydra looked forlorn and ridiculous with its many heads, all stuck to or stuck inside the car.
Also, I think you should show this more.
Good last line.
I think you are on your way with this. You might want to think about added a box of feathers or sequins for the critter to bit into. Maybe that is going too far.
This almost has a shaggy dog story feel to it.
Alice
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