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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
It was Monday, June 9th, 2025, and you and your family are once again without power! This time, the power company is telling you that your family would have to go without power for the entire damn summer! All because they are too chicken shit to climb into a boat, ride it out to the power poles, and fix them in flooded waters! Such horse shit! You and your family pay out the ass for the bills and this is the best they can do?!? Fuck them!!! Things would be going smoothly until Wednesday, June 11th, 2025, you would find out that Ross is seeing yet, another film at the goddamn International Movie Theater! Only this time, the movie is from a Arabian country! Are you fucking kidding? HASN'T HE WATCHED THE NEWS?!? IRAN IS GOING TO WAR WITH NUMEROUS OTHER COUNTRIES, LEFT AND RIGHT! NOT TO MENTION, THESE ARE THE SAME PRICKS THAT CAUSED 9 FUCKING 11!!! Oh, you are going to kick his fucking ass for this!!! The next day, on Thursday, June 12th, 2025, you would get some horrible news! Apparently, while your mother was at your late sister's grave, she and her friend would get pulled over by the cops, just because her friend's driving wasn't exactly perfect! Are you fucking kidding?!? SHE WASN'T THAT DRUNK, AND NEITHER WAS YOUR MOTHER! Your daughter, enraged over what has happened, attempted to fight off the cops to get them away from her granny! But unfortunately, she would also get arrested and taken to jail! At the jailhouse, she got her second wind and began lashing out at the cops again! Oh, this fucking burned you up!!! Tomorrow, you are going to get even with the bastard at the International Movie Theater! The next day, on June Friday the 13th, 2025, you would hear your wife freaking out! Apparently, a cop car is pulling in to look around at your house just because your house isn't "up to standards!" Of course, your house is a LITTLE dirty, but it most certainly does not warrant a visit from the cops and CPS!!! (Warning: the following media contains graphic content that may disturb some viewers,VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!) As you and your wife get hauled off to jail, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |