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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
| It was Sunday, August 24th, 2025, and you are once again crying your eyeballs out! As it turns out, a couple of your friends just died overnight last night, and it's totally a mystery! Sure, they were both extremely overweight men who have yet to hit their 40s and had heart problems, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF WEIGHT PROBLEMS GODDAMMIT!!! You would spend all morning mourning for their deaths that was caused by cardiac arrest, WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE OF WEIGHT ISSUE!!! The next day, on Monday August 25th, 2025, you would get a text from Ross! He tells you that he is sorry for your loss, but you should take their deaths as initiatives to start working out and losing weight, but to get a job to help pay off bills and get real food for the kids! HOW DARE THIS INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE GIVE YOU LIFE ADVICE AND TIPS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR FINANCES!!! DOESN'T THIS PIECE OF SHIT UNDERSTAND THAT EXERCISE IS EXTREMELY FUCKING DIFFICULT AND THAT ANYTHING COULD CAUSE A CARDIAC ARREST?!? AND YOU HAVE JOBS ALREADY! YOU DO SEXUALLY AND EMBARRASSING STUFF FOR COMPLETE STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET IN YOUR LIVE-STREAMS, AND YOU WORK AS A CHEF AT HOOTERS! SURE, THE PAY AT HOOTERS IS SHIT, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING!!! Instead of taking this sound advice and getting financial consultation, or better yet, a more productive job, you decided to turn on your video camera and post a video on Youtube, bitching and whining and insulting Ross for a good 30 minutes! As soon as you shut off the camera, you would dig into a dozen big macs before going to bed that night! The next day, on Tuesday, August 26th, 2025, you would have a normal day on that date, but that night, when the thought of what that bastard Ross said to you on the day that your friends have died came back up in your mind, you were up all night, spewing some steam and making angry posts on social media! The next day, on Wednesday, August 27th, 2025, you would wake up to your phone going off with strange emails from Twitter. You decided to check up on Twitter and see what was wrong...  Are you fucking kidding?!? HOW DARE TWITTER BAN YOU AGAIN!!! SURE, YOU MAY HAVE SPEWED SOME RACIST INSULTS, AS WELL AS SOME HOMOPHOBIC SLURS, BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T GIVE THE FUCKING BASTARDS THE RIGHT TO BAN YOU OVER THIS BULLSHIT! You would spend all day fussing up another storm in your household over this totally wrong ban on social media! On Thursday, August 28th, 2025, you would find out that Ross is going back to the International Movie Theater, which causes your blood to start boiling again! You really wished your father and sister were still here, helping you exact revenge against that fucking bastard! On Friday, August 29th, 2025, you would be heading back to Hooters to work, but along the way, you would get some bad news! This morning, your mother, who was keeping your brother's child while he and his wife were in jail, was caught camping out on private property! (Warning: the following media contains graphic content that may disturb some viewers,VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!) Are you fucking kidding?!? First of all, like she said, hotels are expensive! Secondly, they ran out of gas for the tractor and gas is also expensive! And third, they have to ride around in a tractor because a real car is also extremely expensive, HAVE SOME MERCY OFFICER!!! Not only that, but one of your nephews would be at a Ace Hardware store, making TikTok videos with various merchandise in the store! The manager would run out of patience and asks him to leave! Your nephew would snap at the manager, prompting the manager to call the police on him! You would be left in quite a bad mood before you would step into the Hooters to work! During the first hour of your shift, you would get news that Ross would be once again, seeing another dumb Indian film! Oh, that fucking tears it! Just after getting the news, you would snap again and started throwing around pots and pans in the kitchen, prompting the manager to step in and tells you that you are fired on the spot! "THAT'S FUCKING FINE! I WAS PLANNING ON QUITTING FROM THIS SHIT HOLE ANYWAYS!!!" You would say as you storm out the back door while throwing aside your cooking apron and hat! As you ride an Uber back home, you would make plans to confront that bastard tomorrow night, AND MAKE HIM REALLY PAY FOR HIS CRIMES!!! On the morning of August 30th, 2025, you would be woken up by your Ring Camera going off! "Goddammit, I swear, if it's a couple of Mormons or something, I'm going to flip my shit!" You would say as you get up and slip some clothes on! You would then go downstairs and answer the door! You would see that it was your wife and two kids! You would quickly notice that your son is completely bald and started to ask your wife questions! "Hey honey, um, what are you doing here and why is our son bald?!?" "Oh, our son got into some lice again and I had to shave off his hair to get rid of it! Also, the kids wanted to spend the day with you and..." "Yeah well, you could of gotten some special shampoo to wash it out instead! And also, I don't have time to watch the kids right now and..." "Ok well, that kind of shampoo is super expensive, and the water bill has gotten expensive too! And yes, you are watching the kids as THEIR FATHER and..." "Listen goddammit, I don't have time to watch the kids today! I'm planning to confront that bastard Ross at the International Movie Theater and..." "AND I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT SHAMPOO IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE! NOW CUT THE CRAP AND WATCH THE KIDS FOR THE DAY WHILE I GO GET THEM LUNCH FROM DOMINO'S!!!" She would say as she slams the door on your face and storms off, making you watch the little shits again! An hour or two would pass and you start to wonder what the hold-up is. Another hour would pass and you would get a phone call from a jailhouse! You would get confused and pick up the phone to your wife screaming and crying again! You asked what happened to get her arrested and apparently, when she was picking up the food, she claimed that every pizza was ice cold and the bread sticks were a complete mess! Instead of simply filing a complaint with corporate, she would storm into the pizza joint and cause a scene, prompting a worker to call the cops on her! Well that is just fucking great! Not only are you forced to call off the confrontation with that bastard Ross again, but you have to watch the kids ALL WEEKEND LONG WHILE MOMMY IS IN JAIL!!! That night, you would put on the new Superman movie for you and the kids to watch! As you watch this movie, you remember that Ross saw this movie first at the Imax Theater in 3-D and you were forced to go home because you couldn't come up with the money needed for the extravagant tickets! You would cuss up a storm under your breath as you continue to watch the movie with the kids, angry that your weekend is once again ruined by that fucking bastard!!! |
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