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A Hair's-Breadth Escape

"The Westside Book Club" was the landslide winner in yesterday's Plinko poll, and for most of the day "Text Keith" had a commanding lead in the Blind poll.

Then, with forty-five minutes to go, "Keep Chelsea all to yourself" roared ahead into a tie. Which was bad news as far as I was concerned, because I got up extra early today to write a "Text Keith" sequel so I could have a Blind Poll ready today. If I had to throw it out ...

But an extra vote came in at the last minute, and "Text Keith" eked out a win.

I'm curious to see what today's Blind Poll results will be. The choices are weirdly specific.

[Polls completed and deleted.]