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Well, here it goes! 'The Bard's Hall Contest' got me blogging again, so wish me luck!
#1030951 added April 27, 2022 at 10:22am
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Funny Stories Told at our Family Get Togethers
There once was a woman named Arden,
Who had a nightmare of a break-in,
She got scared and kicked out in defense
At her husband who didnā€™t move an inch
Sending her to the floor on her assets.

A woodpecker came to cause a stir,
By drilling holes in her Gazebo!
With a broom, she convinced him to go,
Pileated looked down his long beak,
Crapped, then flew away with a loud screech.

Once she put her finger in the fish tank,
Where a betta fish was swimming by,
Thought it was food, he bit her point-blank,
She drew her hand back in fright, the fish
flew across the room with a cry,
Right where her cat was playing - "Sigh."

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Written for:"The Humorous Poetry Contest

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