What am I Doing Here?

I Won't Go Camping

day 3938 Sept. 8, 2025

End of Summer Camping Trip
I don't go camping......but if I did, here is my response


There are bugs in my hair
And I wonder why they are there.
I really, really stink
And I itch where I am pink
I lost my favorite earring
Where I put another pretty bling.
So that is a few reasons
Why won't do any more camping.

Oh, and I found an ugly toad
In the middle of the road.
And the other little pest
Is a bug that I detest.
Can leave the park today?
Because another day I cannot bear to stay.
I want to write my parents
To never let me go with Grandpa Bob, camping.

All joking aside, even if it is in the backyard, I would choose to stay at home. PLEASE!