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A Nonsense Christmas

"A Nonsense Christmas"
by Sabrina Carpenter

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, I went with another Sabrina Carpenter song, this one of her own design. I really enjoy her music, especially the way she's unapologetically suggestive and sometimes even raunchy. I don't know anyone else who could make lines like, "I might change your contact to 'Has a Huge North Pole'" and, "When you're coming down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good / I need that Charles Dickens" actually work and sound lyrical.

This is definitely not a song you'd want to play at an all-ages Christmas party or family gathering (unless you enjoy watching your friends and loved ones' befuddled looks as they wonder whether they just heard what they thought they heard in the lyrics of this song ), but this is a great one to play when you're alone in the car or listening with your headphones.