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NEW JOB?

I got a job offer! They said they would hire me as long as I could pass the drug test. So, I go down to the drug testing facility. They want a hair sample instead of an urine sample. My head is shaved so they can't get it from there. They can get hair from my arms, chest or arm pits. I don't have much hair on my chest or arms so I tell the man to take a sample from my armpits. (How embarrassing by the way.) He used scissors and cut a patch out. Well, I wait 3 days for my test results. When the results came back, I found out I tested positive for Right Guard deodorant.