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An old but funny joke

A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a
tree on her African plantation. She quickly phoned the local game
warden, who arrived minutes later. In one hand he held a shotgun and
in the other the leash of a fierce Doberman Pinscher. As they walked to
the tree, the warden explained, "What's going to happen is that I will go
up the tree, throw the gorilla out, and the dog will clamp his teeth on
the gorilla's testicles to completely immobilize him."

The woman nodded and was surprised when he
handed her the shotgun.

"You know how to use this?" he asked.

"I do," she said, "but what's it for?"

The warden replied, "Well ..... big gorillas like this one sometimes
are pretty tough and will throw me out of the tree. If that
happens, I want you to do one thing."

"Shoot the gorilla?" she guessed.

"No," he answered, "Shoot the dog!"


Cheers!

Harry