#966960 added September 29, 2019 at 12:41pm Restrictions: None
With Age
_A 70 year old retired female teacher had one hobby - she loved to fish_.
_She was sitting in the boat the other day when she heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
She looked around and couldn't see anyone._
_she thought she was dreaming when she heard the voice say again, ''Pick me up._ '
_she looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog._
_The retd teacher said, 'Are you talking to me?'_
_The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most handsome man you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your young husband!'_
_The retired teacher looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in her pocket._
_The frog said,_ _'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?'_
I said, 'Kiss me, and _I will be your beautiful, young boyfriend_.'
_She opened the pocket, looked at the frog and said,_
_''Nah. I'd rather like to have a talking frog than a nagging man in my life...._
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