The Question Box

Christmas Jesus at Rockefeller Center

"This is Fox News Reporter Vinny Twotimes.
Reporting outside Rockefeller center.
There has been a disturbance in the
holiday festivities. A man calling himself
Jesus and his twelve Apostles have vandalized
the Fox News Christmas tree and they attacked
Jessy Waters, who was dressed as Santa." the reporter
ducks a plastic reindeer that has been tossed at him.

"The man and his apostles are shouting in Aramaic.
Our middle eastern interpreter tell us they are
shouting, 'Infidels.'" Vinny ducks behind the Fox News van
as it is peppered with ornaments.
"Oh, thank God. The police have arrested them."
Vinny gasps as he races over to get an interview.
He thrusts a microphone in Jesus's face..
The man shouts more Aramaic.

Vinny puts his hand to his earpiece,
"I think he said Merry Chrismas, or go to Hell."
There is a sudden gust and Jesus and his Apostle vanish.
"They just disappeared into a bright light," Vinny remarks.
"It was like a Star Trek beam up." Vinny surmised;
"We return to Danna Perina and her broadcast in progress."
Danna is seated across from Jesus. "Wht-f!" she shouts.
The switchboard is flooded with complaints about her foul language.
"Where is Ben Shapiro?" she queries.

Reflections~Would the Jesus of Nazareth recorded in the Gospels approve of Chrismas?

Probably not. But, it is a fun holiday!

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