The Friend Ship

Har and ahoy and avast, me hearties! I'm a right wicked and wily one in the kitchen, I am. Been known to wrestle mighty with a menu, I have, and not only lived to tell the tale, but fed multitudes of minions upon a corpulous fare!
But I never recast a recipe or follow orders upon a cookbook's look, but just sort of...re-direct the ingredients into a mulligan's stew to chew, I do.
And if it's all the same I'm not to blame but play the game nigh for fortune or for fame, but to fill the gap that laps and leaps into the deeps of heaps of hunger's most demanding aches that brood on food and just won't quit until that final morsel's munch!

Captain Midnight
Just let me laugh when it's funny
and when it's sad, let me cry