"Sorry, man, I'm working really hard lately, and I can't find the time to do it. Thanks for the offer, but I must decline."
"Well, if you change your mind, here's my card. Keep it on you in case something happens." You accept the roo's offer and proceed to work.
However, when you walk into work, your boss (a puny mouse, not taller than 5'4") is waiting. He immediately tears into you. "Where the hell were you Sunday? We lost two clients because of your absence and you're going to have to pay!"
"You didn't even mention coming in on Sunday! What are you going to do, fire me for your mistake?"
"Exactly. Clean out your desk. Here's your last paycheck and severance. Enjoy unemployment." The mouse sneers as he flings a check in your direction, and turns away, kicking a trash can in the process.
Wandering home, you look at the check almost in a daze. Either someone messed up, or you must have done an amazing job, because the amount's for 35,000 dollars! With this in mind, you run to the bank, deposit it and feel a bit better as you walk home.
As you're pulling off your work clothes, ripping off your tie, you find the business card in your pocket. It reads, "Master Samasashi's Sumo Academy. 800-505-SUMO."
You call the number, and on the other end, someone picks up. They introduce themselves as Adrian. After explaining your run-in with the roo in the morning, they say...
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