You cant spend too much time wondering 'what the fuck'! You HAVE to think of some way of escape your pretty feline predator... before she thinks of using some of these accessories to cook her little mouse/human friend!!
"Hey... Matt! ....MATT!!"
Huh? That voice... you turn your head... oh my god... it's Gordon Ramsey!! From that old Fox reality show "Hell's Kitchen"!! What the hell is HE doing here?
He tells you, "Look, you have only seconds before the one that's hunting you down will descend upon you! I enfuse to you my sacred power... the power of the Hell's Chef!"
"The Hell's Chef?"
"Did I not just say that or are you too bloody stupid to remember a few words that you gotta repeat them?!" He then points to a pan, "See that pan? Use it... that pan contains the true power of the Hell's Chef inside it! With it, no man nor beast dare stand against you!"
You look at the pan and nod your head..
Gordon crosses his arms and nods his head, "Now stop standing around and MOVE YOUR ASS!!!" before he disappears in a cloud of smoke! You quickly grab the pan... and get ready for her!
A few seconds later, she barges through the door and looks down at you! You immediately greet her... with a pan to the face!!!
*KONK---CRACK!!* The pan breaks after contact with her face... Shampoo just stares at you smiling as if it unphazed her! Your eyes minimize in terror!!! WHY DIDNT IT WORK??!!
Speaking of, you can hear Gordon's voice in your head laughing, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! God, you Americans always for that sacred power crap! What a stupid yank!"
God damn chef!!!
At this point, you have two options... you can run and hide in a kitchen drawer... OR.. become a part of her little 'cooking show'!!!
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