Naruto stared up with an annoyed look frozen on his brow at his Sennin teacher, currently lying on the back of a large orange toad. It was the middle of summer and a very hot day in konoha, which had prompted the genin class, plus shikamaru and guy's group, to converge at the training grounds sizable river. All in attendance were wearing typical summer garb, the young kunoichi with a variety of one peices and bikini's while most of the guys had on long shorts. The exception was rock lee, running accross the surface of the water in a dark green speedo. The sennin teacher was wearing a robe over swim trunks, his wooden clogs still on his feet. Jiraiah looked down at his scowing student with confusion. "Whats eating you, Naruto my boy? Sand in the shorts?"
"Shut up pervy-sennin! Why the hell are you hanging around here?" Naruto shot his finger up at his teacher accusingly, Jiraiah taken aback by this. "What are you talking about? Can't I relax next to the river on a hot day?". Naruto persisted his interrogation of his sensei, turning the old Sennin's confusion to annoyance quickly. "Bull! Why aren't you hanging next to the river with the older ladies to spy on! Are you here to peek at underage girls!?" "WHAT? Oh please, there's no such thing as "Underage" when your a ninja. Why, back in MY day-" "GAH! SHUT YOUR FACE PERVY-SENNIN!" Naruto turned around, shutting his ears to his teacher's words. "Ugh! Im mean Im not here to peek at anybody! I can see more of YOU than I can of half the girls here anyhow!" His teachers blunt nature but a blush on the young blondes face, fearing what his fellow genin (and shikamaru) would think of his teachers comments. "Grrr just get out of here! Your stupid frog is scaring sakura!" Naruto pointed to where the pink haried girl in questing had actually dove heafirst in the sand to block the image of the toad, her arms and legs quivering in place as she balanced upright on her shoulders. "Oh, thats nothing. Why, you should have seen how scared this one ninja was of Tsunade's Slug summons. Why-"
"F@#K THIS!" Naruto, fed up and still hot with embarrassment at his teacher being here. made a clone and began preparing the rasengan. "HM!?" Jiraiah, instantly noticing this, motioned at the back of Naruto's shorts to his toad summon, who quickly and reflexively shot his tounge up and around his shorts, instantly turning the flexible nylon into a thong as naruto was lifted off the ground by the sizable tounge. "GAHAH!?" Totally unprepared for the sudden wedgie, naruto accidentally headbutted his clone and dispersed it instantly in a puff of smoke. "Were you just about to use the rasengan? In the village? ON ME? Oh, that,s it mister! You've lost your river privileges!" With that, Jiraiah turned the toad around, hauling naruto by the back of his blue nylon thong-shorts though the air. Naruto screamed in defiance as he struggled, swaying from side to side as he was dragged through the brush to seclusion.
"PERVY SENNIN LET ME DOOOWN!" Naruto's face was blushing heavily as he shouted at his teacher, his legs kicking in the air while his hands tried to releive the pressure on his shorts. "And thats another thing! No more calling me pervy sennin! From now on call me Jiraiah sensei! Were going to be training together for years to prepare you for Akatsuki and rescuing your fool freind! You may as well address me with respect! In fact, Ill make sure you'll remember to!" With this, he jumped down and grabbed his students legs while his toad summon lifted his tounge further and further upward, rocketing naruto's thong shorts up to the back of his head. Instantly, the look of struggle and defiance on Naruto's face turned to pain and pleading. "AAHAAA! STOP IT YOU PERVY OLD JACKASS!!" "OH THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO CALL ME!?" Jiraiah showed no sign of stopping as he dragged naruto's legs backwards as he ordered his summon to back up, stretching the shorts a good three two feet over his head. "MMNAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Naruto heard the ripping sound of the nylon in his ear as me moaned in pain and humiliation, never being subjected to such a wedgie from his own teacher.
"So, are you ready to call me Jiraiah sensei yet?"
"..."
"Well?"
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