"WHA WHA WHAT!!!!" Shiela screams. Gerald tries to exit the room, but Shiela grabs him by the ear.
"Haha, good one Dock" Cartman laughs at the joke. It was a joke, right?
"Cartman, he is your father" Dr Mephesto.
Cartman is now annoyed. "A joke's only funny once". He was met with silence. Cartman is now letting out nervous laughter. "Guys..."
Cartman looks at his mother. She remains silent.
"No..."
It all settles in.
"No..."
This can only mean one thing
"No..."
It can't be...
"NO!!!!!" Cartman lets out an anguished scream.
"Yes Cartman, you are a Jew" Dr Mephesto bluntly remarks. "And Kyle is your half-brother"
Everyone is now looking at Kyle.
Kyle looks at Cartman.
"Fuuuuuck yoouuuuuu" Kyle says
"Fuck me?" Cartman says "FUCK YOU KAHL!!!!"
... later at school, during lunch time
Stan, Kyle and Kenny are sitting across Cartman, Craig and Clyde at their usual lunch table. Kyle takes a good luck at his lunch, yacking in response to what his mom had made for him.
Kyle turns to Stan. "Hey Stan, can I borrow a dollar for lunch? I wanna eat something that isn't going to make me vomit"
Cartman snickers "a Jew having to ask for lunch money? What did Hilter take your jew gold?" The fatass laughs at his own anti-semitic joke.
Craig puts down his lunch. "That's not funny" he bluntly says
Now the fatass is annoyed. "Nobody gives a shit about what you think Craig. How on earth was that not funny. Jew. Lunch money. Jew gold"
Craig looks at Cartman and blunty says "because now God is gonna send you to Hell for making your awful jokes at the expense of your own people"
Kenny chuckles. Then he starts laughing uncontrollably. Clyde joins in. Then Stan joins in.
The fatass does not find this funny at all. "I don't know what you mean by that Craig" Cartman replies, trying to hide any sort of butthurt.
Butters who was passing by starts laughing. "CARTMAN'S FATHER IS KYLE'S DAD! CARTMAN'S A JEW"
Cartman looks around in horror as the rest of the school joins in laughing. Laughing at him.
"I am NOT a JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cartman screams.
"Isn't lying against your religion fatass" Craig remarks.
The laughter starts once again
Cartman tries to hold back tears of anger. "WELL SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!!!!" The fatass angrily leaves the table, heading out to probably leave the school.
Stan continues laughing, but now he realizes that his friend wasn't laughing at all.
"Kyle, I thought you'd be the first to laugh at fatass's misery" Stan comments
Kyle looks down "well I'm not too happy about having fatass as my half brother" he bluntly replies.
Stan doesn't know what to say
Kyle takes a bite out of his sandwich, but immediately spits it out. "Seriously dude, can I borrow a dollar. My mom keeps trying to cook now that she kicked Dad out of the house"
...
Cartman barged into his home, tossing his backpack without any regard for where it landed (it landed on Cartman's cat by the way). "MOM!"
"honey. Shouldn't you be at school?" Linda Cartman says
"School is lame. Totally week" Cartman replies as he flops onto the couch.
"Well ok, but first bring this upstairs to our guest" Linda says, handing him some sheets
"Ugh, do it yourself"
"Eric you will being these up or I will call the police on you for skipping school" Linda threatens
"Fine bitch" Cartman whines
"ERIC!"
"I mean I love you Mom" Cartman says as he heads upstairs. Entering the door to his room, he finds Gerald Broflovski unpacking his things.
The two awkardly stare each other.
"Hello... father.." Cartman bitterly says, almost vomiting at the last part.
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