Hmph. He'd have to die. That much was clear. To think that a pathetic little human had dared to touch her bare flesh without her permission... Ugh! The very thought of it had her shuddering.
"I've decided your fate. You will be executed!"
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Your heart sank as the goddess's voice boomed in your ears.
Welp.
That was pretty much what you'd been expecting, though not at all what you'd been hoping for. So much for Aphrodite being the goddess of love and beauty. Sure, she was hot, with a bigger rack than possibly every other woman on the planet, but... you sure weren't seeing the 'goddess of love' angle here.
"BUT! I am a kind, merciful goddess... I shall allow you a boon before proceeding with your execution!"
You stayed silent, not wanting to piss off the goddess any further. She'd gotten mad enough at you earlier for 'daring to speak out of turn.'
Unfortunately, the blonde goddess hadn't thought that far ahead; apparently she was expecting an answer from you, and as the seconds ticked on she clearly was starting to get annoyed.
"Oh, for the love of- You may speak now, mortal!"
"T-Thank you, merciful goddess! May I ask... What boon am I being given?" You hated to say the words 'merciful goddess' because Aphrodite was anything but. Unfortunately for you, she viewed humans as something like bugs. Or the dirt that bugs crawled inside.
But a boon sounded good. Hopefully it would be something-
"As a kind, generous goddess... I will allow you to choose the means with which I execute you."
Nope, never mind. It was still terrible.
Honestly, where in the goddess's mind did she get off thinking that something like that would make you feel better?
Oh, right. She didn't care about making you feel better. This was all about sating her own planet-sized ego.
Heh, the only thing bigger than Aphrodite's tits was her ego.
The bodacious blonde glowered down at you, clearly expecting an answer sooner rather than later.
"Well, mortal? Do not make me rescind my generous offer. I'm sure whatever means I choose to execute you with will be more painful than whatever you come up with. Speak quickly and choose wisely, and it may result in a relatively painless death for you." Huh. Aphrodite's voice had sounded almost kind at the end.
She was still a massive bitch, though. Sounding a tiny bit more humane did nothing to cover up the fact that she still planned on killing you. But... maybe you could trick her into sparing you?
"Goddess Aphrodite! Most beautiful and wonderful of all the gods and goddesses! I have chosen the method of my own execution!" You were purposefully laying it on thick here, getting Aphrodite in a good mood was necessary for your plan.
"Oh? Do tell, mortal." Aphrodite stated, raising one perfectly-trimmed eyebrow. She still looked bored even now, when she was (literally) holding your life in her hands.
"I choose... to die by old age!" You stated smugly, feeling proud of yourself.
"Mmm... no. That's not happening. I don't have the power to control time, so that won't work. I specifically stated that I would be carrying out the execution, so it has to be something that I can do myself."
Shit! You'd thought that Aphrodite wouldn't have the foresight to think of that, but apparently she wasn't entirely a brainless beauty, just a very vain, egotistical one. Too bad that she'd apparently taken that 'loophole' into consideration.
M-maybe you could still save yourself?
"B-But Goddess... surely you wouldn't want to stain your skin or lovely clothes with the blood of a lesser being like me?"
Aphrodite looked down at you, still dangling from her hand, and then at herself. Her nearly bare body, thanks to the fact that she was wearing nothing but the scraps of the business suit that had spectacularly failed trying to contain her divine body.
"Hmm... Well, normally that would be true. But these clothes are already ruined. And I can always just take a nice, long bath to wash your blood off of my body.
Shit! She wasn't buying it! What now?!
Were... were you screwed?
"Mortal... I'm starting to get bored. I'll give you another minute to decide, and if you haven't made up your mind by then, I'll just decide on my own how to kill you." Aphrodite huffed, starting to look annoyed. It was clear that she wanted to have you disposed of before her servants returned.
So...
What now. The clock was ticking- you had 60 seconds left to decide your own fate.
Well...
Eh, fuck it. Might as well have some fun with this. With nothing left that you could do, you might as well pick something so ridiculous that it made the goddess blush. Or gape in disbelief.
Might as well go for it!
"Goddess! I've decided! I want-"
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1) "To be swallowed whole by you, so that I may become one with your heavenly body!" No matter what, Aphrodite probably wasn't expecting an idea like that, so it'll be fun to see the look on her face if nothing else.
2) "To be placed back between your breasts! They are without a doubt the most wonderful breasts in the world!" (And hey, maybe you won't die if Aphrodite doesn't realize that her breasts are too soft to crush you between. Eh. Being smothered sounds better than being crushed, at least.)
3) "To be disappear under your lovely body! Place me on your throne and lower your gorgeous body down on top of me!" Hey, being sat on is probably the quickest way to go here.
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