You don't remember much of what happened next. Stella carried you off to the bath, but you passed out before she even made it to the next room.
You hope that when you wake up this all turns out to be a dream. It was absurd anyway, to think that mew would decide to shrink you of all people. Unfortunately, the lingering scent of stunky butt clinging to you is the first thing you notice. Even a bath couldn't wash the stink off completely.
You can hear the two talking in the distance, but can't make out a word they're saying. This can't be your life now. There's no way you could survive being a slave for these two! This is your house!
Of course, it is! Those stupid pokemon don't realize it, but someone's bound to look for you eventually. It's only a matter of time before someone finds you. They can't keep you hidden forever.
In fact...someone has already come looking for you.
"But he feels so good to sit on!" Stella whines.
New gives her a sympathetic nod.
"I know, I know. If I didn't have my own humans to sit on, I'd be devastated."
Wait, what? Humans? How many did he have?
"But I'm afraid it just can't be. Some pesky normal-sized human will come looking for him. Eventually, they'll just give up and find a new human to live here."
"That's not fair!" Princess says with a hiss. "We live here now!"
Mew notices you're awake. You point to him, but before you can say anything, he speaks up.
"Just to be clear: this doesn't count as 'finding me'. I'm the one who found you."
For such a cute creature, you're surprised at how fast he can be. He flies over to you fast enough to knock you on your butt-
-only to teasingly prod you with his tail.
"I come back to check on you and see your progress, only to find that you..."
He floats away a bit.
"First of all, you stink. But more importantly, you never even bothered to leave your house! I thought you were trying to live the rest of your life like this and completely give up on my fun game!"
What in the world could be fun about this?! You want to ask, but mew just keeps going.
"Only to find out that you've been under this little stunky's butt the whole time! As funny as it is, I'm not willing to wait a few days to see what ends up happening to you. Plus, if some other human finds you it'll be so boring."
You sigh in relief. You can't believe you're saying this after he shrunk you, but it's nice to see that mew is actually being reasonable.
"That's why I decided to set up a game!"
Nevermind.
"The rules are simple: hide and seek! You hide, and they seek, obviously. I'll give you ten minutes to find a nice cozy spot, and then they get half an hour to find you and snatch you! If you win, I'll teleport you to the forest!"
Your heart sinks. That doesn't sound like a prize.
"It's very close to my home. Think of it as a shortcut."
Princess wants to protest, but she knows better than to argue with a mythical pokemon.
"And if we find him?" Stella asks.
Mew grins wide. "Finders keepers! Not only that, but I'll take all of you to a wonderful island filled with pokemon. It's paradise. A life of luxury that you've been sorely denied. Not for the human, of course, but he would have lost so it's only fair."
The two pokemon are already convinced, but Mew decides to be even more generous. He hugs the two pokemon tight as if they were dear friends, all while giving you a mischievous look they can't see.
"Not only that...but I'll evolve you both, too."
Princess looks up, imagining how tall she would be as a purugly. The sheer size difference she'd have over you would be staggering. She starts to purr at the thought.
But you're less concerned about her and more terrified of Stella. You'd heard tales of players who encountered the wrong end of an angry skuntank. They never came back the same. It was a traumatizing experience.
And that was at normal size. You would be just as small as you are now...
The look that Stella is giving you sends shivers down your spine. She wiggles her butt playfully, ready to play.
"D-Don't I get a say in this?"
Mew squints. He flies around you, looking you over.
"...you're pretty cute." He says.
"...thank you?"
"How about this? Give up right now, and I'll keep you as one of my pets! You'll be a slave forever, but at least you'll smell...well, better than you would after a few intimate seconds under a skuntank booty. I guess you can submit to the two pokemon. You'll be their slaves forever, but at least I won't evolve them. Trust me, human: you'd much rather have a stunky owner than a skuntank. Peee-yew."
He giggles as if this were all a fun game to play, even if it meant the fate of the rest of your life! Still, you had to make a choice...
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