Her hair curved around your body, acting somewhat like a lasso. You tried your best to untangle yourself, but the more you struggled, the more tied up you got. Your body swayed along with her hair as Valerie briskly walked towards the kitchen. Looking downwards at her shoulder, you noticed the cookie slip off towards her chest. Her cleavage acted as a sort of vacuum, with the cookie sliding right in between her gargantuan breasts. You simply watched as it was crushed into pieces with each shake of her breast. It turns out that getting tangled in her hair might have been the best outcome after all!
By timing your movements with each step she took, you eventually managed to get your arms free. Using her hair as a sort of rope, you slowly began climbing upwards, hopefully reaching the safety of her ear. Your climb was cut short, however, when Valerie bent down to take the pizza out of the oven. The lock of hair you were partially trapped in swung forwards in front of her face as she moved. You held on for your life as the wind rushed against your body. With the way you were positioned, you were at roughly the same level as her mouth. You swung from side to side in front of it as Valerie hummed, with the distance between your body and her lips decreasing for every subsequent swing. All you could do was hang on and hope she didn’t open her mouth…
Thankfully, the worst outcome never came as she stood back up and her hair came back to its resting position. Breathing a sigh of relief, you continue to climb up the strand of hair. While climbing you could feel the radiant heat of the pizza down below, giving you an experience somewhat like rock climbing on a summer day. Soon enough, you finished your journey and made it to the entrance of her ear. Climbing in, it proved to be surprisingly… comfortable? Your body was gently rocked with each of Valerie’s steps as she walked back to the couch. You didn’t want to make any sudden noises in fear of her reacting harshly, so you decided to just wait until she noticed your absence.
Meanwhile, Valerie was happily walking back to the living room, unaware of the tiny stowaway lounging in her ear. Her thoughts were preoccupied with the pizza in her hand and how this would be her first meal together with you. She sat down on the couch, not checking for anything (or anyone) potentially underneath. You could feel the impact from her sitting down, making you glad you kept your grip when she got it.
“Hehe, it didn’t turn out too bad! You ready to dig in, little guy?”
Valerie enthusiastically looked toward her shoulder, only to find you missing.
“L-little guy? Where’d you go?”
She had a bit more panic in her voice this time, so you decided to make your presence known before she started frantically looking for you.
“I’m here! In your, um, ear…”
Saying it out loud made you a little embarrassed, but you gotta do what you gotta do. It seems like it worked, as you heard a visible sigh of relief come from Valerie.
“Phew! I thought for a second you might have, heh, fallen off…”
Well, she wasn’t exactly wrong, but you decided to keep your dangerous experience to yourself. You didn’t want to freak her out more than you already had. The last thing you wanted was to return to that boring apartment complex you used to live in. Thinking quickly, you came up with an excuse as to how you got here.
“I… thought I’d give you a little surprise! You teased me back when you gave me that cookie, so I thought I'd do a little prank in return!”
Well, it was better than nothing. Suddenly, Valerie began laughing, rocking your body a bit in her ear.
“Haha, I didn’t think you’d still be annoyed over that! Well, you got me. How about I get you outta there now?”
“Wait, let me try to get down by myself. I managed to get up here on my own, so I should at least be able to get down as well.”
“Hehe, if you say so!”
Standing up, you slowly begin walking towards the edge of her ear. There were a few hair strands nearby, angled just sharply enough for you to slide down onto her shoulder. Though you did just ‘prank’ Valerie earlier, so she might have some other ideas in mind…