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short satirical poem from a wife to her husband. |
| You are lonely tonight? My legs are closed up tight. Close the door, you can't see! Honey, I am not free. Want to fuck? Find a buck. Find a dollar. I’ll make you holler. Spread my knees? Dollar please. Forget the flowers, I now charge by the hour. Feel my heat, Just don’t be cheap. For two dollars,; you’ll hear me holler. -- I'll still yell at you for free -- |