Would I lie

A little black dress talks...

I once bought a little black dress,
Costing more than three hundred pounds,
And I bought it solely to impress,
A female trait, as I am sure you have found.

Yes, I bought it to show off the curves,
And I’ve got them so let it be known,
And yes I want you all to observe,
That the curves are all homegrown.

Oh and, of course, its short and absolutely tight,
Exactly the effect that I sought,
Completely a dress, purely to excite,
In any chic restaurant or night spot.

I know I’m a hussy, but do I care?
Let me think! Oh no I don’t,
If you have some style or any flair,
Then like me I’m sure you wont.

So, I have the little black dress,
And I’m extremely glad to testify,
That it never has failed to impress,
Now trust me! Would I lie?