![]() |
Cramp entry: A bithday themed poem, without the letter "t" |
| Prompt: Birthday themed poem; Write without the letter "T" We were so prepared -- We snuck in candles and cake. Boxes we wrapped by moonbeams, Before our Sarah did wake. We spared no expense -- Only once would she be four, All our princess desired . . . A childhood gala galore! Ice cream and cookies, Banners, bows, balloons . . . We admired our handy work. We were such buffoons! Sarah smiled a mile, donning a sparkling pink dress. Well-behaved and gracious -- Our ball would be a success! Kids laughed and hollered, Moms and dads awarded praise: "A dumpling-do beyond compare!" "Such an angel you have raised!" Sarah welcomed all, as foil fell in glimmered heaps: Barbies, blocks, snowcone-maker, crayons, play-dough, planes and jeeps! Finally came cake -- We packed 'round like sardine-fish. Eyes closed, she snuffed four flames, and soundlessly made her wish. Her dress came flying up! (We guessed she was being silly.) Wails of agony followed --- . . . Daddy's girl had wished for a "willie"! |