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Rated: E · Other · Comedy · #2237553

personal anecdote, funny

Orchid.
True story.
Sitting in class back in 1990 something, professor passing an orchid around. "What does this smell like?" he asks. No one can quite place it. "Stale beer," he says. Someone comments he shoulda got that. What pollinates such a plant, professor asks. Student waves her hand: " I know, know!.. Barflies!"
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