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A strange witch is capturing human heroes and villains can a team of anthros save them? |
| [Introduction]
Just decided to start a campfire to pass the time until May 5th when a certain Kickstarter Starts, we play a team of Mutant Animal Heroes tasked on finding out who certain famous human cartoon heroes and villains have suddenly vanished! Rated for 'Cheeky' humor you know what I mean
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| OK character establishing first Name: Nimble Age: 16 years old Sex: Female Species: Brown Rat (Rattus norvegicus) Specifically a Domestic or 'Fancy' Rat Personality: Bubbly, Sassy, Eager for Adventure to prove her mettle Likes: Cheese Pizza, Popcorn, Classic Rock and Action Movies Dislikes: Shellfish, Overly 'Girly' Things Sitting Still for too long Bio: Nimble is an acrobatic Rat Mutant part of a super-secret organization known only as 'The Hands of Shadow' creating and training Mutant Animals to deal with 'strange cases' that can't be trusted to ordinary law enforcement Nimble is an infiltration specialist her contortionist ability gives her the ability to squeeze in tight spaces, despite being a tomboy herself Nimble is also a a bit boy-crazy herself |
| Name: Tom Age: 18 years old Sex: Male Species: Housecat (Felis catus) Personality: Quiet, friendly, tends to thinker away on things Likes: Building things, disassembling things, making new things Dislikes: Folks messing with his tools and things, problems with devices Bio: Tom is a mechanic sort. They are happiest fixing, building, or taking apart things. They make sure that the groups vehicles and other items are in working order. They don't like mixing it up in a fight, but he knows how to applies his tools in ways that end fights. |
| Nimble and Tom were called into their boss's office "A terrible kidnapping has occurred!" The Boss said "In New York City, all the Boxers for the WVBA from Little Mac to Super Macho Man have vanished without a trace! The only one left is King Hippo...And he was found dazed and covered in some strange golden residue..." Nimble looked at Tom worryingly she was a massive fan of the WVBA Boxers! "And perhaps more worryingly..." Said the Boss "...A little while later in Gotham City, in Arkham Asylum all the male Rogues also vanished without a trace!" |
| "That's just it." The Boss said "All the females are accounted for. IT would seem whoever is behind this, they are specifically targeting men. I want you two to investigate these disappearances. I'll be assigning a new rookie with you as well, help him get some field experience." Name: Juno Age: 20 Sex: Male Species: Siberian Husky Personality: Active, outgoing, rambunctious Likes: Being in the action, video games, eating Dislikes: Boredom, needless cruelty Bio: Generally a friendly guy, Juno is always eager for some excitement. Be it a mission, a challenge or just a fun day. He's a big eater, but his activeness and high metabolism keep him athletic. |
| OK so to keep things interesting we can shift perspective to what the Captives are doing also a chance for cheeky hijinks before they are found and rescued The Boss said "First thing you should do is go to where King Hippo is being held, even though he is hard to understand, try to see if you can get some answers out of him." Meanwhile, somewhere far away Little Mac felt himself laying on a cold, hard metal floor, he clutched his throbbing head "Ugh! My head!" He groaned "Where am I?" "Your answer is as good as mine Mon Ami..." Came a familiar voice "...We all just woke up here." "Joe?!" Little Mac exclaimed he looked up and saw Glass Joe looking at him forlornly through the bars of a cage, seems he was in a cage to. "Joe!" Litle Mac ran up to the bars "Joe! Are we all here? The last thing I remembered was a blinding light..." "Seems we're all accounted for here..." Joe said "...Except for King Hippo...And seems we're not the only ones here..." As if on cue Joker's laughter came from somewhere down the hall |
| "Seems that this isn't a private party," the Clown Prince of Crime cackled out. |
| Back at headquarters, Juno had just met his new partners for this case. "Nice to meet you two." He said, shaking their hands. "Let's go catch some bad guys!" |
| When they went to the police station where King Hippo was still being held, (Not because they suspected he was guilty but because he still seemed dazed and unwell and also because they were still investigating the golden residue that was found on his body) When they saw King Hippo for the first time the first thing they all thought was "This is a human?" He made strange sounds instead of speaking and Nimble thought 'Is this guy actually a Mutant Hippo rather than a real human?' Meanwhile where Joker was he was laughing his ass off thinking how funny this change of scenery was from Arkham, until he was levitated in the air and pushed to the ceiling of his cage! "I'm starting to think I shouldn't have taken you as well..." Came a sultry voice "...But without Joker it wouldn't have been a complete set." The Various men gasped and looked between the bars of their cages, standing in front of Joker's cage holding a magic wand was a strange woman with green skin, red hair in a beehive hairdo and glowing yellow eyes! |
| Joker looked. "For a moment, I thought that you were the plant bitch that's always trying to take my girl all the time." |
| "You mean that misanthropic cabbage patch doll that would rather be with flowers than people?" The green woman laughed. "Please, I'm nowhere near that pathetic. Besides, I have much better plans for the lot of you than just turning you all into plants." Meanwhile, back with the gang, Juno was examining the golden substance that King Hippo had been found covered in under a microscope. "Whatever this is, it sure isn't normal." He said "It doesn't seem to match anything on the periodic table, either." |
| As they talked to King Hippo it was really hard because he didn't seem to speak any human language! Finally he managed to croak out 'Rying uacer...' The three creatures looked at each other "Did he just say...Flying saucer?" Asked Nimble The Strange Green Woman said "I am a connoisseur of pleasure...I like beautiful things...Particularly Beautiful men..." "Lady!" Super Macho Man said from his cell "If you think Scarecrow and Joker are on par with me you seriously need your eyes checked!" "There are many kinds of beauty..." The Green Woman said "...Including the beauty of raw masculine domination! But to put it bluntly, you're all going to be my harem!" Every man was thinking the exact same thing 'Oh dear God no!' |
| Meanwhile, in Arkham Asylum... Commissioner Gordon was inspecting the cells of the recently disappeared inmates alongside Batman and Robin. "What do you make of all this, Batman?" He asked the caped crusader, who was pondering to himself in the Joker's cell. "It makes no sense." Batman said "All my male enemies suddenly vanish, but not a clue to be found. No signs of a planned escape, either." "You don't think they're teaming up against us, do you?" Robin asked "Like they're forming sort of an Anti Justice League?" "No. I think whatever this is, they didn't leave willingly." |
| Nimble turned to her companions "Flying saucer?! They were abducted by aliens?" "If they have..." Tom said "...How do we get into space?" Juno said "I think we may have to return to the Boss and ask about it." Meanwhile on the Spaceship Little Mac yelled "We're not going to be part of your harem!" The Space Witch waved her magic wand and suddenly collars and leashes appeared on nearly all the men's necks (Except for Joker, she was keeping him stuck to the ceiling of his cell) the doors to their cells "Come along..." Said the Space Witch "...Time for us to play some 'games' for my Entertaiment..." "What kind of games?" Edward Nygma asked "First I want to see which of your bottoms has the most endurance..." Meaning she was going to have a spanking contest |
| Edward realized what this meant. This is going to be a pain in the - Grass outside was wet, as Tom had found out the hard way. "Slick and slippery," the cat muttered. |
| Returning to HQ, the trio told the boss what they had learned. "Well, for once we are in luck!" The boss said "I happen to have a couple connections at NASA, perhaps they can find our alleged flying saucer." Meanwhile, back at Arkham, the rest of the Justice League had arrived at Batman's request. "Whatever is going on, it can't be good." Batman said "The most dangerous criminals in Gotham all disappear at once? There's definitely something big brewing." "No S%$&, Sherlock!" Came a high pitched voice from a nearby cell, occupied by one Harleen Quinzel, AKA Harley Quinn. "Do you know something about this?" Superman asked Harley. "All's I knows is one moment, my puddin' is in his cell, then there's a bright flash of light and poof! Him and the other guys are gone! I don't know where they went, but when you find them, give this to Mr. J for me, will ya?" She blew a kiss towards Batman, who had a look on his face that said "There is absolutely no way i'm doing that." |
| Before they knew it all the men, both Arkham Rogue and WVBA Boxer were strapped to sawhorses, their butts turned upward to receive the whacks of robot arms wielding paddles! "You'll never get away with this!" Little Mac snarled Meanwhile the likes of Glass Joe and Jonathan Crane were quietly praying they would totally humiliate themselves during this torture |
| "Strange," the woman said. "Seems that some of you are looking forward to this." |
| The one who was strangely interested was the masochistic Aran Ryan, Meanwhile the Trio talking to some NASA scientists who were very interested to meet uplifted animals said "We have a small experimental craft that can take you out of Earth's orbit." |
| "Don't worry, we've worked out almost all the kinks." Said the one of the scientists. "There's a 98.5 percent chance you'll reach your destination without a hitch." "And the other 1.5 Percent?" Juno asked. The scientists hesitated, before replying "You'll burn up in the atmosphere before reaching orbit." |
| As the three Anthros were launched the shaking that obviously came with it was noticed by the Justice League "What was that?!" Asked Robin Batman narrowed his eyes "Looks like our first clue..." Meanwhile the Spanking Contest had nearly concluded Glass Joe and Jonathan Crane had reached their limit early quickly followed by the likes of Edward Nygma, Jervis Tetch and Disco Kid |
| The good news was the trio successfully made it into space without exploding. The bad news, however, was they soon realized they had absolutely no idea which way they were supposed to go to find their target space ship. And seeing as they were literally in outer space, there was an infinite number of wrong directions. |
| Nimble looked around "So...Any ideas?" "Time to look at the instruction booklet they gave us on how to use the controls..." Juno sighed Meanwhile, Little Mac was trying to be strong but his butt was throbbing...Finally after 44 whacks he couldn't take it anymore and cried out "Please stop!" His face wet with tears |
| Others though, they could go for a while longer, but even they were getting annoyed. |
| Juno skimmed through the ship's instruction manual, which was as thick as a phonebook at least. "Okay, it says there's a radar feature that can detect other ships up to ten parsecs away." He turned the page, only to find the rest of the instructions were written in French. "Damn it! I don't suppose either of you can read this?" The other two shook their heads. "Well then, we'll just have to wing it." Juno began pressing various buttons in hopes one of them would activate the ship's radar. "Self destruct sequence initiated. Detonation in T minus sixty seconds." Said a voice from the control panel. "Oh &$#%! Turn it off, quick!" Nimble exclaimed. Juno frantically pressed more buttons at random, but nothing seemed to work! "Detonation in 10...9...8...7...6...5..." |
| In the end Aran Ryan won the contest at 107 whacks, he collapsed and asked "Has anybody got a cigarette?" Scarecrow facepalmed "Oh disgusting! This is why I can't stand jocks!" |
| Fortunately, the trio had managed to get to an escape pod before the ship exploded. But now they were stuck drifting through space in a small and very cramped vessel. Nimble glared at Juno. "From now on, stay away from buttons for the rest of the mission, hmmm?" |
| But they saw the flying saucer hovering a few feet away from them. Meanwhile as all the men rubbed their sore bottoms the Space Witch said "I certainly enjoyed that! After you recover from your beatings I shall begin enjoying your sexual prowess one by one!" The men recoiled because they realized they would have to start having sex with the Green Witch! |
| But before the witch could enjoy their company, her ship's alarm sounded. "Foreign ship approaching." Said her onboard computer. "Oh, damn it. You boys just relax, while I deal with this little interruption." |
| And in the end the got on the Spaceship and rescued all the men Well that was very unenthusiastic The End! |
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