What the Cat Dragged In "You look like shit," mum pronounced, "what time you get back anyway?" Like she didn't know. I just groaned and held my head, certain she was being noisy just to torture me. "Well," she continued, unphased, "after you've eaten, clean up your mess then go for a walk with Tommy, the fresh air'll do you both good!" A plate of crispy bacon and burnt toast appeared in front of me, and disappeared, fast. I walked to the hall and slipped on my trainers. "The fuck?" Mum smiled, and handed me the lead. "Tommy left you a gift... Out you go!" 100 words |