Drabble #25-10 Enough for a wig

I'll need a wig to keep me warm when I die

My hair color changes. Blonde to platinum to grey... even pink...

What's above seldom matches what's below. In-between... it just curls as it grows.

Wish I had more... in the right places. Can my barber clip nose hairs for glued on eyelashes? I love his laughter.

Watching clumps tumble to the floor, I wonder whether they miss me as much as I miss my youth when long hair blowing in the breeze was fashionable.

Now... how long does it need to grow so it can be made into a wig.

I'll need one to keep me warm when I die.