Money talks, Bullshit walks

A very short poem about the influence of money

Show me a Cent,
And I'll tell you where he went.

Show me a Dime,
And I'll tell you the time.

Show me a Dollar,
And I'll help you to follow.

Show me a Penny,
And you won't get any.

Show me a Pound,
And I'll lend you my hound.

Show me a Franc,
He helped rob the bank.

Show me a Mark,
He ran througn the park.

Show me a Yen,
'Cause I see him now and then.

Show me a Reubel,
And I will tell all.

'Cause money talks, bullshit walks