I got the blues

this is a kinda blues songfic done as a joke to a couple of people & what they argue over.

My baby wants to leave me......
Cause I spilled beer on her jeans......


She yelled at me last week......
Cause I did'nt get her underwear very clean....


I threw her slippers across the floor.....
She told me to get out the door......


I wrecked the brand new car.....
After a night out at the bar....

Where all the girls laughed at me.....
Cause said I was going to be a rock star.....

All day long I pack catfood......
My friends call me pussy ass dude.....

She told me not to take water out of the bong....
I told her to stop leaving poop stains in her thong.....

I was down at the pool hall....
She came in.....

She asked " How could you do this"?
Then put up her fist....

I said baby "she may only be nineteen"
But honey when it comes to bitches, BABY YOUR THE QUEEN....

I got the blues....