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I am a professional humorist and amateur poet who is willing to make fun of anything -- as long as it doesn't put me on a terrorist hit list. My latest column in "The Senior Perspective" was "Pick The Right Gift For Mom."
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volunteer or get shot.
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Volunteering saved me from getting shot full of holes more than once.
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Lesson #1 - Professional Writing
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This is a bit of instructional material for novice writers.
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POETRY
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Love
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I love because ...
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ESSAY
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A Thousand Small Payoffs
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The meek inherit the earth -- one coin at a time.
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POETRY
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Help Them Stand Proud
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They deserve our praise.
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I'm Allergic to Time Sponges
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There's a place for everything and everything belongs in its place
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Apr 3rd, 2006
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POETRY
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Grammar Drives Me Bananas
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My English teacher cringes.
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Mar 27th, 2006
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POETRY
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Peace Be Onto You
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Let there be peace!
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POETRY
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Good Old Saint Pat
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On March 17, everyone's Irish
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POETRY
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Cupid Alert
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Remember the love of your life!
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Feb 13th, 2006
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Global Warming
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This is the rewritten poem about winter.
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Feb 1st, 2006
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