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Since September 27, 2008
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I've been a computer programmer for 26+ years. That's a lot of problem solving. To relax, I write. And if I never make a dime doing it, fine. I don't really pursue the rat race, though one day I may write a book. I plan to head back to college in January to explore healthcare careers. Time for a change. My goals in life are: to solve world hunger, cause world peace, and remain ten years old, perpetually...I've been ten for some forty years now.
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    Rated: E · Comedy · #1478474
    Plagued by doubt and age, Bump is a troubled, small-town janitor with a superhero destiny!
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1478452
    A "macho-man" advice column for ordinary readers.
    Rated: E · Entertainment · #1629689
    A Christmas Eve memory about custard - a stream of custardness.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1622326
    Oral hygeine from a Biblical perspective.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1483471
    Some over-the-counter meds: read two poems every four hours until you're regular again.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1481434
    Some warm-up selections from the relief writer's bullpen.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1480815
    They're not pretty, like model haikus. They're more like "the haiku next door."
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1480813
    "Three o'clock in the morning, and it looks like it's gonna be another sleepless night..."
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1480809
    A new question on life insurance applications: Do you plan to fall in love?
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1480793
    Hair today, gone tomorrow...Style! Style! Style!
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