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Since April 25, 2007
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I'm a tough old coot with a soft heart. I've romped and rumbled with the rowdiest, but I easily mist up at both happy and sad occasions. I like to make people (including me) feel, think, and laugh. I've had lots of opportunities. I'm a USN veteran of the Korean War, a graduate of Temple U., and I've enjoyed over half a century in marketing, advertising, public relations, sales, and (currently) freelance writing.
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    Rated: E · Comedy · #1443267
    The first day of kindergarten is Albert's worst.
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1269985
    An old salt tells his grandson of a scary encounter with nasty Wieners.
    Rated: 13+ · Satire · #1268496
    Lotta Innuendo offers tips for interesting part time work as a sperm donor.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1267060
    A little father-son chat that makes a point about word usage
    Rated: 13+ · Business · #1265152
    Harry's customer relationship management was based on tough love.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1260562
    A Persian tent-maker wants his son to focus on another career.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1258936
    Mother and step mother are remembered via internet provider HOL (Heaven on Line).
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1258033
    Fourth grade military history major, uses strategy to defeat title holder.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1256753
    An illusive Wedgy Plucker is nabbed on church steps.
    Rated: 13+ · Satire · #1256110
    Satire of sport reporter's interview and sportsman like conduct.
    Rated: 13+ · Comedy · #1254732
    This is a parody of the "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause" letter.
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