Norbanus is the leader of the Anus Clan. He has consumed his Biblically allocated three score and ten.
He is a hero brought forth upon this planet sometime before the big bang. He has witnessed the birth of stars, the drowning of the earth, the spreading of the seas, the Renaissance, you name it he has been there.
What's more, his knowledge is so vast, that he has become the atypical Renaissance-man. Women swoon over him and Men envy him. Children vie him a force to be reckoned with and his little dog sniffs him.
He lives primarily off the land and enjoys the tantalizing, saucy flavor of animals found basting in the desert sun.