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Gender
Male
Birthday
August 23 1969
Location
Swamp Real Estate
About Me
Blah, blah, blah, aren't I clever? Blah, blah, blah, aren't I cool? Blah, blah, blah, don't you like me now? No? That's good then - now you know me
Type of Writer
Slow (on a few different levels) *snort laugh that sprays spittle on computer screen*
Writing Style
A mixture of Drunken Sailor Style and Gangnum Style
Interests
Revising my Biography
Group Memberships
The Hermit Club (which collapses at the beginning of every meeting under the weight of its illogic). *snort laugh*
Favorite Books
The Prydain Chronicles. They were my bible growing up. Scratch that, still my bible. Watership Down, Down and Out in Paris and London, Animal Farm, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Earthsea Trilogy, Bluebeard, Flow My Tears - The Policeman Said.
Favorite Authors
Lloyd Alexander, Kurt Vonnegut, John Irving, George Orwell, Ursula Le Guin, Philip K. Dick, Devil's Delight-Cherry , mblank , bob county - that's right I like Bob, got a problem with that?
Favorite Poets
TarynSloane ~ Writing Julie D - PUBLISHED! Amy Krebs winklett Lots of talent packed into in those three little girls.
Favorite Quote
If you don't feel like compromised your self, then you haven't compromised yourself.
Favorite Music
Prince, The Beatles, Ice T, The Who, The Rolling Stones, the B-52s, Public Enemy, Kate Bush, Peter Gabriel, Tom Petty...ahhhhhhh.....nothing recent - apparently I'm already old and set in my ways.
Favorite Movies
Magic Mike (the commercials for that movie make my eyes bleed - Who is that movie intended for anyway?) Rocky, Shallow Hal, Blast from the Past, The Road Warrior, Sideways, When Harry Met Sally, Napoleon Dynamite.
Favorite Shows
The Big Bang Theory, Drunk History, Insane Clown Posse Theater, That Metal Show, Seinfeld, Tosh.O
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