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January 1 2003
Istanbul, Turkey
About Me
I only write to practice my English and have no intention of ever publishing my work. At least not with a price tag. I owe most of my abilities to my 2nd grade English teacher Miss Anastasia and my 6th grade teacher Mister Yasin. Miss Anastasia's passion for teaching led me to fluency in English. Mister Yasin was one of my only teachers that pushed me to make creative works. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be writing at all. I am grateful to both and I hope to make them proud with my work.
Type of Writer
I'm a beginner. I'm only writing short stories and essays for the time being.
Writing Style
I always to keep my word count as little as possible. I would hate to waste anyone's time with an extra "thus".
Knitting, Cooking, Swimming, Acting, Videography, Travel, Competitive Tetris, Chess, and DnD.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Comedy, Horror. Preferably all at once.
Favorite Books
Matilda, The Call of Cthulu, Beowulf, The Orkhon Inscriptions. The Orkhon Inscriptions were a difficult read to say the least.
Favorite Authors
Roald Dahl, H. P. Lovecraft, Lawrence Schick, J. R. R. Tolkien,and Grímur Jónsson Thorkelin.
Favorite Poets
Edgar Allan Poe and Nâzım Hikmet. I don't read a lot of poems, but these two are the only ones that consistently entertain me with their work.
Favorite Quote
"What about second breakfast?" -Peregrin Took
Favorite Music
In the Shadow of the Valley by Lost Weekend Western Swing Band, Turkish Cowboys by Grup Vitamin, This is the Life by Amy Macdonald, Ben Nası Büyük Adam Olucam by Pinhani, Orättvist by 250kg Kärlek, and Young Turks by Rod Stewart.
Favorite Movies
Whiplash, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Django: Unchained, and Big. I'm fairly certain I can watch these movies again and again without ever getting bored.
Favorite Shows
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Doctor Who, and my absolute favorite, Samurai Champloo.
Four men are accosted by bandits on their trip East.
Rated: E
~405 Words
Nature, Travel
Type: Short Story
Updated 3 years ago
An avid wolf steak consumer suggests a way to acquire wolf steaks in a sustainable manner.
Rated: E
~455 Words
Supernatural, Fantasy, Other
Type: Essay
Updated 3 years ago
A traveler visits a town with an odd cure for headaches.
Rated: 13+
~585 Words
Occult, Travel, Other
Type: Short Story
Updated 3 years ago
    Rated: E · Other · #2200149
    Short stories written for entertainment.
    Rated: E · Nonsense · #2200284
    A man proudly presents his perfect scalp.
    Rated: E · Supernatural · #2200058
    An avid wolf steak consumer suggests a way to acquire wolf steaks in a sustainable manner.
    Rated: 13+ · Fantasy · #2199983
    A brief guide on how to hunt, secure and harvest a Demon Spider of Hell.
    Rated: E · None · #2200151
    Essays written by fictional characters about fictional things.
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