| Male |
| February 23 1990 |
| Seattle, WA, USA |
| I write fiction both horrific and bizarre. My work has appeared in “Bizarro Central” and “Chlorophobia: An Eco Horror Anthology.” I live with my perpetual kitten Cleo and a mountain of books that threatens to crush me in my sleep. |
| Novels, novellas, short stories |
| Writing, reading, blogging, theater, ethnic restaurants, travel, film, pool, and Maneki Neko statues |
| www.zeburns.com |
| Horror, bizarro fiction, weird fiction, surrealism |
| Cosmicomics, Nostromo, The Trial, Nana, Borne, The Bonfire of the Vanities, He Digs a Hole |
| Italo Calvino, Bohumil Hrabal, Kurt Vonnegut, Franz Kafka, Stephen King, Bentley Little, Jeff Vandermeer, Autumn Christian, Danger Slater |
| Bossa nova, MPB, jazz, The Rolling Stones |
| Cabaret, Annie Hall, Hellraiser (1-4), and everything by Wes Anderson, John Carpenter, and David Cronenberg |
| Mad Men, Better Call Saul, The Sopranos, MST3K, all Star Treks |