I do not know quite what happened or when , but my hubby and I now qualify for seniors' discounts at some venues. This creates a quandary; in order to save money, but not face, we have to admit to our age. HMMMM..... We definitely do not consider ourselves to be old. In this day and age ,when people as a whole are living longer and healthier lives why are 'young seniors', those in their fifties, like moi, considered 'old'?? It's so true that age is just a perception! "Maturity" is very objective/subjective, and I object! Whew, a few years have skittered by since I composed this biography block. Those "fifties" are in the rear view mirror and they are distant, fond memories. Oh, I do not plan to stop writing any time soon.
Didn't ICE find the illegal aliens who had secretly landed in our trailer parks and ICE shipped them to an El Salvadorian prison? I thought many of the trailer park inhabitants who resisted will be vacationing at the prison, er renamed Cultural Exchange Theme Park, soon?
When the toe heels it may be time for specially fitted shoes. Broken bones, no matter how small, can create or exacerbate other health issues as one ages.
Witchy Woman Yes, I have family nearby. The lake is also across the road. Water is kinda important, eh? A spoonful of coffee grounds just isn't the same without it. Thanks for commiserating with me.
I'm so sorry to hear you're having such a terrible week. I've gone through the float valve thing at my old house in Maine, it felt like forever before they got it replaced. I bought gallons of water to keep my coffee supply steady. I refilled empty jugs for the toilet from the lake. We were lucky it happened in the summer because bathing was at the lake. I can't imagine doing it in the fall with the temperatures dropping. I never asked if your family lives nearby? Hopefully, you can take care of the essentials there.
Very nicely written. I am a big communicator and if more people would put forth a better effort, it would be a better place. Little acts of kindness truly goes a long way. You have identified it well. I can feel your sincerity coming through your writing. I would like to see more of the younger crowd helping or being involved with the older folks. I know my day goes better when someone has said hi or gives a waves.
I don't care for dark British/Dutch humor. Dislike Monty Python as well. Give me a bittersweet French or Japanese movie or a sad Portuguese song. I'm more introspective.
You were very fortunate. I never really fell into anyone's arms.
I need to reassess my needs. My 'romantic' efforts in Thailand had limited success.
PROMPT: War Chest Wednesday! Holiday fireworks are being held at your house this year. Your Uncle Festus, who served time in prison for arson, will be in attendance. What do you tell your guests and family to look out for? First of all, I will arrange for certain people to shadow Uncle Festus during our evening festivities. The idea is for him not to be aware of this special handling and attention. Hopefully, he will assume that his wit and convivial manner are irresistible. His newfound friends will assure that he is well hydrated, just not with alcoholic beverages. A fire bug does not need to be 'lit'. His behaviour is unpredictable with smouldering yearnings at the best of times. Everything should be low key, Uncle Festus' embers of anger and resentment should not be fanned. The party policy will be 'do not add fuel to the fire.' Yes, clothing makes the man, but an arsonist should avoid any and all garments that serve to remind him of fire. Before everyone gathers, a designated 'dresser' will endeavour to suggest suitable choices. Materials such as nylon are highly combustible. Anything that creates static cling, or electrical zaps is verboten. Perhaps aftershave is not a great idea either. It's potentially a fire starter. Now, it is imperative that Uncle Festus not be permitted to become smitten with someone. Hearing that he is glowing is too much of a compliment. Sparks flying and emotions sizzling are dangerous. He will not be asked about his hobbies, past times, or party tricks. Festus will not be granted an audience. Fire does impress. To this end, he will be steered away from matches and lighters. Guests will be warned not to request a cigarette light from him. Keeping Uncle F. busy and entertained will be of utmost importance. No sports similes permitted. "The pitcher was on fire," is a no-no. Maybe politics should be off the table, too. One is tempted to moan and groan, " that new amendment just burns me up." I will suggest that partyers not greet each other with phrases such as "you're smoking hot." By all means, invite him to dance, but refrain from egging him on with, "Whooee, Festus, you're on fire!" No one is to casually complain that they are feeling cold. Grab a jacket. There will be no bonfires tonight. Fire extinguishers will be strategically placed around the backyard. It may not be too subtle, but a 'stop, drop, and roll' demonstration could be incorporated into a group dance... Most attendees will be carrying their cellphones, so 911 is potentially prepared. As long as Uncle Festus is covered, the fireworks should go off with a big bang, or two.
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