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 As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
| Evolution of Love Part 2 |
| A Few husband and WIFE Jokes (Pls note the usage of Capitals....) For the LADIES first (as always....) 1) " A Woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted excitedly, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God ! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said, "JUST GET OUT.........." 2) " A Woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. The Women said - “I want a tooth pulled, and I DON'T want any vaccine because I’m in a big hurry. Just EXTRACT the tooth As Quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The Dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a Courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The Woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him YOUR tooth, dear......" 3) " Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: " Well dear - You wear Briefs, DON'T YOU ?....." Now for the Gentlemen : 1) " A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really WORKS !....." 2) " A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I Don't know, son, I'm STILL PAYING FOR IT.....". Pls excuse me if you see me with a SORE EYE and A BROKEN JAW.......... |
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