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|When you say something smart and no one is there to hear it, would it be believed? |
|Happy Birthday to my youngest! He turned 13 today on Thursday the 13th. Cool, huh?|
|So, I see my wife this morning before church and I say, "I am really glad I don't have boobs." |
She looked at me and said, "God knew you couldn't handle them."
|Imagine that all books would have the same ending. Pretty boring, huh? Good thing books don't die!|
|Sometimes things can be seen through the bottom of the bottle, but no one ever made sense of it that I know of. |
|Sometimes there comes a time in your life when you will believe in Santa, but you can be sure it will never be safe to laugh at your wife. Just saying. |
|I have been a near model prisoner and it is time for me to be free. I can't believe no one bailed me out! Bummer. I scratched my x's and o's on the wall in tic tac toe fashion using my finger as a pencil. I have no wall space left! Someone, get me out! |
|I just checked on the 'What a character" contest involving an anti-hero. 6Days 6Hours 6Minutes. What timing! In October, no less. |
|Well, it seems I am locked up again in a place where the candy tastes like soap. Blah, blah, blah. I couldn't find myself on the roster so I just let myself in. See? The model prisoner! Wait, what? Would someone like to try and talk sense to Vampy and the Tramp? At least, throw me a bone so I can eventually buy my own way out? Please? |
|Asked Alexa for a pun: |
"Why didn’t the zombie eat the mannequin? It was a no brainer."
|It seems someone left my cell open. I did not know I was free because someone screwed up their bitem post of my name saying I am free. I think I will just slink back to my cell and grumble at the incompetence of my jailors. |
Also, I think LJ Out To Lunch Should get their money back!
|Don't mind me while I ramble from my prison cell. Don't worry, it is only level one. Things don't get rough until after level 27, I don't know why that is, or why they even call it a prison cell. It is laughable, really. Anyway, it is 30K to get me out, but don't spend your precious gps. With enough banter, I can get out on my own. Maybe you can save one of the others? They may not be as tough as I am. |
I would say it is the fault of Cupid that I am here. I must say, I don't think Cupid has shot a straight arrow in 10 years. I don't think Cupid could hit the broad side of Mr. Bones, who happens to be painted on the barn just for this post, for that matter!
Don't worry about me, though. I can steal candy from my neighbors. In case you are wondering who else is with me: