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| When you say something smart and no one is there to hear it, would it be believed? |
| It's beyond hypothetical...it can be proved. |
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| I believe you, Brian Is A Poet ! |
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| So, I see my wife this morning before church and I say, "I am really glad I don't have boobs." She looked at me and said, "God knew you couldn't handle them." |
| Sometimes things can be seen through the bottom of the bottle, but no one ever made sense of it that I know of. |
| Sometimes there comes a time in your life when you will believe in Santa, but you can be sure it will never be safe to laugh at your wife. Just saying. Merry Christmas! |
I have been a near model prisoner and it is time for me to be free. I can't believe no one bailed me out! Bummer. I scratched my x's and o's on the wall in tic tac toe fashion using my finger as a pencil. I have no wall space left! Someone, get me out!
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| I just checked on the 'What a character" contest involving an anti-hero. 6Days 6Hours 6Minutes. What timing! In October, no less. |
Well, it seems I am locked up again in a place where the candy tastes like soap. Blah, blah, blah. I couldn't find myself on the roster so I just let myself in. See? The model prisoner! Wait, what? Would someone like to try and talk sense to Vampy and the Tramp? At least, throw me a bone so I can eventually buy my own way out? Please?
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| *bone**bone* I will toss you two Bones, Sir Jimminy. It's the least I can do for the outrage you have suffered at the hands of those two ill-mannered hosts. ~Hannah ♥ |
| Thank you so much! It is great knowing you have such great understanding of our need for...never mind, I lost what I was talking about. |
| It seems someone left my cell open. I did not know I was free because someone screwed up their bitem post of my name saying I am free. I think I will just slink back to my cell and grumble at the incompetence of my jailors. Also, I think LJ Out To Lunch  Should get their money back!
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| Don't mind me while I ramble from my prison cell. Don't worry, it is only level one. Things don't get rough until after level 27, I don't know why that is, or why they even call it a prison cell. It is laughable, really. Anyway, it is 30K to get me out, but don't spend your precious gps. With enough banter, I can get out on my own. Maybe you can save one of the others? They may not be as tough as I am. I would say it is the fault of Cupid that I am here. I must say, I don't think Cupid has shot a straight arrow in 10 years. I don't think Cupid could hit the broad side of Mr. Bones, who happens to be painted on the barn just for this post, for that matter! Don't worry about me, though. I can steal candy from my neighbors. In case you are wondering who else is with me:
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