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A woman with one leg married a man with a stoop. Their names are Ilene and Ben Dover.
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And just like that... Winter Wonderin' Wanderin' Author IconMail Icon HAS BEEN NOMINATED! at
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The Witch's Garden  Open in new Window. (13+)
12 Days of Holiday Handles begins December 13, 2025!
#567890 by Ẃebbie֍Christmas To You! Author IconMail Icon


...*Witch*
I've been on the Maid Of The Mist a couple times! But not since I was a kid I don't think.
What do you call a Frenchman attacked by a cat? CLAUDE
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*FacePalm*
Unless you're Friends' Joey Tribbiani, in which case he's probably SCRATCHY-POO.

[For your reference, if needed: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PngVy53Bm3E]
Reminds me of an old school joke of the type where you had a made-up book name and an appropriately comic author name to go with it.

There's A Tiger In My Bed! by Claude Balls
All together is written separately. Separately is written all together.
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That made my brain so confused. Then I read that all together and finally got it! *Wink*
There are no spaces between 99.9% of words in Thai. Spaces are used to mark the end of sentences. Rarely any confusion. *Smile* Lots of language jokes though... just in a different way.
Yes, we all started somewhere and this is one of my first stories here at WDC.
         
 NOTHING EVER GOES AWAY Open in new Window. (13+)
A humorous look at cat-sitting.
#1987767 by Winter Wonderin' Wanderin' Author IconMail Icon
         How do I feel about it? It has some merits I suppose. It still rings true 'cause it refers to a beloved feline. Would I compose it differently now? Maybe. Word choices could be changed. Anything I re-visit could be edited. It's an historical piece now, I suppose.
Ah, the wonders of English. Spill the tea. From Spill the T as in truth? Now it means to gossip. So, does anyone want some tea? Herbal or verbal?
Why were they called The Dark Ages? There were lots of knights.
What's the tallest building in town? The library- it has the most stories.
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Nakatomi Ninjas 🥷🏻🎀 Author Icon - I Remember that building. ...*Witch*
Ẃebbie֍Christmas To You! Author Icon - We hope you didn't accidentally fly into on a foggy night!!
Nakatomi Ninjas 🥷🏻🎀 Author Icon - Well actually. That's a whole nother story! ...*Witch*
Thanks Ninja Monkeys!
To the person who stole my place in line. I'm after you now...
My sock collection is the best. It's simply unmatched.
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Darn it! I should have thought of that one!
Kit  Author Icon
*Laugh* I like that one.
A dating site in Prague? ...Czech mate
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Good one.
Isn't English a lovely language? Take out means food, murder, or a date.
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Fivesixer's a beaut, Clark! Author Icon - I know everyone is having fun; but, since this was posted we are now at war with Iran... just saying.
"Arguing or Fighting?" Open in new Window. We cannot choose our neighbours, can we?
Can anyone else relate? "Seeking New Adventures" Open in new Window. and "My Younger Room Mate" Open in new Window.
Who is the highest ranking officer at a rock concert? General Admission
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I bet she wears some sort of heavy medal.
Waltz Invictus Author Icon - I had images of Bar-bar-barella.
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