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Hi There Soldier Mike
Thanks for asking Bill Murray to say happy birthday to me. most appreciated *BigSmile*
Happy birthday 🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈
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Hi there Haunted Sox, thanks for the birthday wishes*BigSmile*

I didn't know that Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage...
I guess his first one was rocky, and his second was rocky too{e:BigSmile
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Someone in the pub asked me to name a country with no R in it

I said NO WAY
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Has anyone tried blind archery?
If not you don't know what you're missing.
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I was helping my partially deaf grandad move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks.
When I asked him why - this he said that the financial adviser advised him to put his savings into socks and chairs..
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This morning I coughed up a pawn a bishop and a knight.
I must have a chess infection.
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I've been passing black and white discs, but then again I've had a checkered medical history.
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I got mugged by 6 Dwarfs last night.
Not Happy
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So I hired a handy man and gave him a list.
But when I got home, only items 1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out,
he only does odd jobs!
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There's a film coming out about a mobile home,
I just saw the trailer
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My wife and kids are upset because I put ginger in their curry.
They loved that cat.
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I've just won "The Most Secretive Person of the Year" award.

I can't tell you how much it means to me...
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The other day, a hospital car park attendant told me

“You can't park here. It's for badge holders only."

I said, "But I do have a bad shoulder!"
Happy 4th WdC Account Anniversary!
Happy anniversary 🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂
Happy birthday 🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉
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Thank you so much.
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